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I trust you completely in what you have to say about sparrot 🙏, I am a recent Life Steal fan who's only exposure to spoke has been s5 and s6 so you definitely know them more than I do TBH

So, given what you said, I get the impression that Spoke would simply not shut the fuck up or stop being annoying even as parrot is fucking him unless parrot shuts him up by shoving a tie into his mouth, or something of the likes, and even then Spoke knows how to press his buttons: and Parrot falls into it, stews in it, even knowing it's what spoke wants from him.

I hope you don't mind me sending these, I'm learning more about sparrot through via osmosis from you. I like hearing you yap about them 🙏

exaaaaaactly 🙂‍↕️ spoke’s been around parrot for a long enough time to know what makes him irritated & he definitely abuses that power cause he’s an ASSHOLE like that also i don’t mind at all anon feel free to yap away ok? ok.

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sparrot okay? okay. goodbye now

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After reading a fic about it, I can't stop thinking about sparrot on parrots wedding night w Ash. Something about parrot unapologetically fucking his best man on his wedding night because both him and Ash know the marriage is a sham is soooo... like Parrot is taking his frustration with the situation out on Spoke, he's making him cry cry you know?

yeah, i get you! and i know exactly which fic you’re referring (hi kenifies tumblr blog 👋)

see now i don’t think parrot would necessarily be frustrated with the situation but rather annoyed with it. ‘irritated’ conveys how you feel when something happens that you don't want to happen/that you think should happen differently. 'frustrated' is all about something that is not happening and that you want to happen. if you take spoke’s (very extremely) passive aggressive and jealous speech into consideration, his irritation would grow tenfold.

so basically, parrot would take his irritation with the situation out on spoke, not frustration. also about the crying thing, spoke would NOT cry at all 🙅❌ he’s a sadomasochistic and jealous freak he WANTED parrot to fuck him

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whenever i’m thinking about civ. event spoke lately one of my eyes starts to aggressively twitch my vision gets blurry i have a headache i feel nauseous nobody gets him like i do nobody understands my mind Nobody understands me I created the civ -> lifesteal thing. like. that’s Mine. I did that mess. I did it myself. With my own bare hands. i personally carved him from clay with my own two hands…… Ok? Okay…

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Just thought of civ event n’ wormhole spoke double penetrating parrot and overstimulating him until he cries a little… Hm… 💭 they’re the same person to me but whatever man i’ll do insane fucking loopholes to make it work idgaf

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havocduo… sea of thieves vod… pirate au 🤔 ?

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Just thought of civ event n’ wormhole spoke double penetrating parrot and overstimulating him until he cries a little… Hm… 💭 they’re the same person to me but whatever man i’ll do insane fucking loopholes to make it work idgaf

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my dumb stupid ugly dog he is long overdue for his rabies vaccine and likes to go through my trash for banana peels and fish skeletons

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Literally what the fuck was his problem

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hey bro

Yeah okay sure

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MY PRESIDENT 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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(parrotx2 voice) pray for my dog 😢 nothing wrong with him he’s just a little ugly is all

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public announcement me and eme are getting married can everyone congratulate us thank u

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he’s just sitting there all googly eyed at him

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i miss testrun can parrot upload on it again