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terrain put spoke and parrot into separate games because he knew spoke would’ve creamed his pants over this. Thats all im saying
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SPARROT IS COMING BACK FUCK ALL MY HATERS WHO SAID IT WAS DEAD AND IMPOSSIBLE OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY WENT TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING 😭😭😭
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i suddenly have a deadly disease and need hot gay sparrot sex to heal me!! oh no!! how will i ever recover?!?!!
spoke biting parrot send post and close app
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Was watching the latest derap stream and parrot is sooooo … I don’t even know there’s something about him that makes me want to see him fucked till he’s sobbing (preferably by spoke) and then I remembered your blog existes (my source for all things sparrot)
Humbly here to ask if you have any bottom parrot thoughts to share
insufferably impatient bottom next question
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If Spoke doesn’t log on the one day Parrot is there can we pelt him with a variety of stones
yeah man
#answered asks#hi anon#to be fair he always jumps at the opportunity to mess with parrot so im sure he’s gonna be there
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im just letting you guys know now i’m gonna be so fucking annoying if there’s a havoc reunion
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Derap actually managed to convince Parrot to possibly play on Life Steal for a day (with conditions, of course.)
https://x.com/BumblePlunk/status/1868918516721893668?t=QFFZKEXVgZvwxAZHOaid8A&s=19
YEEEES HAHA I KNOOWWW i’m very excited!
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I just KNOW parrot’s phone got a whole cutesy pink layout on meanwhile he's frolicking in fields and listening to laufey while spoke is calling him a billion times relentlessly sobbing (radiohead and jeff buckley is playing in the bg) but parrot has do not disturb EVERYWHERE
Jesus Christ man this reunion ain't happening
#the contrast between their spotify wraps is so fucking funny to me#spoke’s probably leaving voicemails daily 💔
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“trust she wants me 😂” really like it whenever parrot’s parasocial towards music artists LOL
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derapchu calling parrot’s olivia rodrigo phase a “touchy subject” LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
#liveblogging#apparently he was distraught as hell when he found out she had a boyfriend too#according to derapchu#<- i believe it!
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