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I've decided that I'm gonna start using my main (@thelastclown) instead of this sideblog, so go follow that if you want I guess

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I've decided that I'm gonna start using my main (@thelastclown) instead of this sideblog, so go follow that if you want I guess

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I've decided that I'm gonna start using my main (@thelastclown) instead of this sideblog, so go follow that if you want I guess

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Honestly, the worst part about spambots is looking at each profile icon and thinking, "That is a picture of a real life woman. I wonder how badly she would consider this a misuse of her appearance and violation of her privacy?" And the answer is likely different for every picture.

It's thoughts like that that keep me motivated to report and block the bots whenever they appear. Kill them all.

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…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

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What is it about fics then, where characters always, ALWAYS, have a spare toothbrush conveniently just hanging about in bathroom cupboards for that time someone is, usually unexpectedly, staying the night?

I have lived a few decades now, and I have never known anyone who keeps spare toothbrushes. Is it really common??

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actually @ everyone least favorite game mechanic/type of level in videogames

for extra fun points you can’t say escorting missions and ice physics levels (even if you’re right) or water levels (because you’re wrong)

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A Hannibal comic

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i love what the internet has done to the english language

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empath

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Eleanor Swordy (British, b. 1987) - Meteor Man (2022)

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"why did they add murder to this kdrama? it's supposed to be romantic" <- COWARDS

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Winona Ryder I would die for you

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

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Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

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insanely important thrift store find