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oh doorkeay you are my religion

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Istg john and arthur could solve at the very least 70% of their problems with a marriage councillor.

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If the podcast ain’t about a stressed-out British man who doesn’t know what the hell is going on, then I don’t want it…

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My first ever run cycle!

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a metal shading tutorial

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Shit I meant oranges, I was eating a orange. I do not have random organs lying around.

Worst part of peeling an organ is knowing exactly where your paper cuts are. Fuck you I only wanted sweet juicy fruit nor burning peel juice.

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Worst part of peeling an organ is knowing exactly where your paper cuts are. Fuck you I only wanted sweet juicy fruit nor burning peel juice.

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That's who he's gay for

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au where instead of the behold being about watching things and acquiring knowledge that way it was about listening. This doesn't seem funny until you imagine Jon covered in ears, the earpocalypse sky made of massive ears, Jonah just wears massive ears shaped earrings. "And... He was all ears😥". Gerry having ears tattoos. Do you see the vision? Am I the only one who finds this funny?

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I have randomly generated three characters using some generators on fantasynamegenerators.com. I sense a delightful story with all of them in it. here is the trio

Alder Labyrinth:

traits: adventurous, eloquent, discreet, destructive, deceitful, perverted

goal: to see the world

description: There's something enthralling about him, perhaps it's his sense of humor or perhaps it's simply his presence. But nonetheless, people tend to be curious about him, while thinking of ways to become his friend.

2. Salem Argent

traits: tidy, dynamic, social, bigot, phobic, insensitive

goal: consume everything

description:Blonde, long hair neatly coiffured to reveal a fresh, warm face. Heavy brown eyes, set narrowly within their sockets, watch hungrily over the armies they've befriended for so long.

3. Voss Grim

traits: sociable, social, adventurous, careless obsessive, fraudulent

goal: build their own house

description: There's something misleading about her, perhaps it's her bravery or perhaps it's simply her unusual alliances. But nonetheless, people tend to flock towards her, while thinking of ways to become her friend.

either I will go mad attempting this story or I will emerge a better writer we shall see

generators used: evil name generator, character description generator, character goal generator and character trait generator

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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Let the boop wars begin

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jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute, london, is and forever will be

the true wet cat jesus.

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daily practice sketch

A sitting satyr