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The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”

Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”

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people saying Kirk/Spock is a himbo/nerd dynamic are actually completely right it’s just that Spock is the himbo

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my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down

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Camouflage crew!

Get stick bugged, leaf butterflied, orchid mantised, and leaf bugged lol

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alisa sayapski

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Michelle Nguyen

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Paulos, tr. by Andrew Miller, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” publ. c. 1918

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I commissioned @ameeg to draw Ezri~ thank you!

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

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Light up

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ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

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