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Johnny Depp 2010

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This.

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

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Omg.  *snort*

A photographer has captured the exact moment that Tony Abbott has realised he has tricked a white middle class suburban family into giving him their baby. Their smiling faces were immediately wiped off their faces a second after the photo was taken when Tony absconded with the baby yelling “FOOLS! You thought you could trust me when I said “please give me your baby I promise I will not eat it”! Haven’t you learned that promises don’t mean shit to me? Thanks for the free meal suckers!” He then ran through the crowd and escaped into the night, calling back “this is a metaphor for our nation!” before disappearing entirely.

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Sounds about right.

welcome to tumblr

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This is the best.

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

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your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

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*giggle*

The potatoes have escaped

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"We don’t like pictures like this. It is not good to deduce an entire country to the image of a person reaching out for food. It is not good for people to see us like this, and it is not good for us to see ourselves like this. This gives us no dignity. We don’t want to be shown as a country of people waiting for someone to bring us food. Congo has an incredible amount of farmland. An incredible amount of resources. Yes, we have a lot of problems. But food is not what we are reaching for. We need investment. We need the means to develop ourselves." 

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)

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Omg.

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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What really scares me is that there is still a pretty big divide between rich and poor in Australia and plenty of people who can't afford to go to university or do other things that people who are better off take for granted. Makes me wonder exactly how bad it really is in other countries if this is how things are here.

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Well then I was killed by a large swarm of bees on a stage while a crowd of dentists watched with needles and other pointy instruments at the ready.

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

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i just introduced my brother and his friends to slenderman

they played the game and proceeded to freak the fuck out

now they’re playing in the woods

so i made these and stapled them to the trees

i can hear their screams as i post this

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494. A special shop in Hogsmeade keeps up with the needs of muggleborns and curious purebloods, for a price. Currently it sports an internet cafe with ancient dial-up, some old phone booths, a mini-mart full of muggle junk-food, and a dingy hamburger stand. The real draw, though, is the impressive collection of muggle movies and music albums, on film reels and vinyl records, that can be rented out. There are now Movie Nights after dinner in the Great Hall on Saturdays, for all students to enjoy.

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Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

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straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN