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i do not "queue". i do not use "peak posting times". i do not "stagger" my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again

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Memory.

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Played a bit of Silksong last night and I’m noticing some pretty big plot holes already. In Hollow Knight, Hornet is a self-assured badass who is very handy with her needle. But in Silksong, her character totally changed into a fresh idiot who loves jumping into spike pits.

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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puppy

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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perspectives

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hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

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every time i get close to someone i feel like a stray dog trying to live in a house. like i don’t know where to put my body or how loud i’m allowed to be.

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they ran out of silksong on steam

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"There was this song... how did it go? Ye of Old Faith~🎵"

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I am STRANDED in the ANDES MOUNTANIS and they only people around me are GIRLS singing HAMILTON and BOYS KISSING. I’m SICK of IT! fujoshi NO MORE!!!

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currently thinking about how funny it would be to have a group of those kinky mechsploitation lesbian pilots with the fucked up handler hound dynamics and throw one (1 ☝️) super robot shonen girl in there who's completely unaffected

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams