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I don't think evil xisuma would ever come out as non binary. I think they would be bothering xisuma one day while he's trying to make some stupid farm and they would say to him You know it's funny how all these hermits assume I'm a man just because you are one. They didn't even ask me. Bit inconsiderate, isn't it. and xisuma would say Huh. I never thought about that. Um. Well. Are you a man? and evil x would say Not really. so xisuma's like. Oh okay. well are you... a.. woman? and evil x says No. and xisuma's a little bit lost at this point so he says alright. well. do you want me to ask everyone to not... call you "he" anymore? and evil x says No. and xisuma's like Well alright. I'm not quite sure what the point of all this was then. but he probably keeps that last part as an inside thought. And then evil x tries to lightning strike him but they miss. and that's really embarrassing for them so they run away.

so then later when xisuma sends evil x a minemail (minecraft email) invite to help with his next snapshot overview video, and for some reason evil x agrees, x refers to evil x using they/them the whole time because he's pretty sure that's what he's supposed to be doing. And evil x seems to like that because they don't even try to kill him with lightning the entire time. And so xisuma is like Ok then.

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they’re cobblestoners your honor

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For Day 2: Role Swap

@jonmartinweek

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My epic comeback to socials with Melanie projecting her period cramps onto Elias cause deserved

hehe look at that loser

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the brainrot. Save me s1 office shenanigans wow haha i can’t believe the magnus archives is a wholesome workplace comedy-horror-romance podcast with no tragedy at all.

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Jon and his coworkers trying to defeat Elias

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@jonmartinweek Day 2: Roleswap

heheh this one was fun

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You can drag windtunnel hair mike out of my cold dead hands

People need to make him more deranged

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For the tma prompts, temporary smoking break truce between Tim and Jon? :]

smth smth tim couldnt light jons lighter wehehjhgf

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Timelordic ! 

Gender connected to Timelords from Doctor Who.

The fluid and open gender, along with the regeneration system, of timelords from Doctor Who may shape or portray your gender.

[ it may also be connected to tardis, time, gender ambiguity, space, and aliens ]

time / times / timeself

space / spaces / spaceself

lord / lords / lordself

alien / aliens / alienself

sun / suns / sunself

star / stars / starself

[ any pronouns can be used with this gender ]

coined by @fortxnegenders

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Ah yeah, for those who like TMA and those silly little emojis. Here!

( I mostly make these for fun, none of these were requested as a commission or otherwise )

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MORE SILLY EMOTES!

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the suffering never ends

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Sydney art!!!

woah new hyperfixation unlocked? yall know what that means... (one single art piece)

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IT IS DONE

i posted the sketch of this some time ago, knowing i wanted to do a fully illustrated version, but i didnt know what to do with it till now!

anywho…….. gewwy :))

edit: if you saw the version without the bad hair dye no you didnt <3

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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i was actually so convinced he was gonna join the party 💀💀💀

dont u dare "um technically" me im still salty /lh