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Spiral Counsel
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spiral-counsel · 8 hours ago
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<< I don't want to mention the exact thing >>
<< But if any of the involved signed anything and now is conspiring against the employer it can be a hard legal battle >>
<< Well, not even a legal battle it will be carnage >>
<< So to anyone, please follow the rules of whatever you signed. Don't be stupid >>
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spiral-counsel · 4 days ago
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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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<< WHO ARE YOU? >>
[[ Heard a different voice than from yellow. Looking at all sides again ]]
[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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<< The what >>
<< But if I'm not real how does that... Work? >>
<< Isn't reality. Uh. Outside? >>
[[ Getting closer to the tapes to see if could touch ]]
[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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<< Anything else to be done? >>
[[ Looking at all sides but nothing found about where yellow was. Or maybe this was all in the mind ]]
[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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<< I know you aren't fools! I... I never thought that >>
<< I will remove this immediately then >>
[[ Closing the briefcase with all the tickets, opening again showed that they dissapeared ]]
[[ Was still as a statue, hoping to maybe for the others to dissapear ]]
[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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[[ Tries to look everywhere for the voice. Startled from being seen. Hides everything in the briefcase ]]
<< You haven't told anything yet >>
<< I was just trying something >>
<< I didn't win anything anyway >>
[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 5 days ago
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[[ It was a wonder actually; of all the possibilities with this new knowledge the lawyer was just spawning various lottery tickets to see for a chance to win money ]]
[[ if it couldn't be possible to make money out of thin air then would find a way ]]
<< C'mon just a bit of luck >>
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< Wait a moment. Please >>
[[ Sighs heavily, with eyes shut and the briefcase in hand about to open it. Trying to "manifest" something ]]
[[ Once open both the eyes and briefcase. There was a bottle of water and pills for migraine ]]
<< Wait this is easy actually >>
[[ Takes the pill quickly. May be it all of habit but the placebo effect is strong anyway ]]
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< So i can also like... Pretend i have money in one hand i will... >>
[[ Looks at the other hand but nothing this time ]]
<< Awh >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< Like what!? >>
<< This secretism and vague words are starting to get confusing >>
<< Like what!? I can just pretend i somehow have a bottle of wine in my han-? >>
[[ Looking at the right arm, there was the bottle of yellow wine but empty. Apparently never let go of the bottle ]]
<< What >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< What even are the limits!? Is this televised!? >>
<< What can i do? Spawn things from nothing!? Turn into a gossiper for higher beings!? >>
<< Are my actions even mine? Or is actually the puppeteer who doesn't know what I can or should do >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< But if you forgot someone- >>
<< The Ghost is... The same person than the audience? Who is who, i already have trouble to differentiate the agency from the triangle >>
<< Both of those already have something to do- Wait >>
<< The child, Purple told something like that once... They already know this is all fake >>
<< I just... I just need something for the migraine. This is too much >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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[[ Is just there trying to come with something to say but was way too stressed ]]
<< Your ranks? I'm just there as an afterthought >>
<< This is... Ugh >>
<< What i am supposed to do!? >>
<< And why i am supposed to do something if I'm not real!? >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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<< What does that mean!? >>
<< I was created for nothing? >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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spiral-counsel · 7 days ago
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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
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spiral-counsel · 8 days ago
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<< Wait a minute >>
<< YOU! >>
// is so funny my character speedran distress for forbidden knowledge xd
// like it was a normal guy but now is scared for everything
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