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A fun little tip to know if someone’s checking you out:

yawn and then if they also yawn then your suspicion is confirmed, and since you’ve seen them yawn you’ll yawn again letting you know it’s time for bed

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Who up bournin they jason

who up cornin they cob

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The best Italian creation myth is that the Jews killed Jesus (emphasis on the “myth”)

what’s the best creation myth from the italian peninsula?

romulus and remus?

the mario reforms (made landless plebs materially dependent on military commanders after an intensive fear mongering campaign most contemporary scholars agree exaggerated the “bowser” threat)

or was it when alfred spaghetti took a bite out of his arm and spit out a ball of meat and said “this is my flesh, chewed for you”

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was just sexting at the gym between sets and went to do my overhead presses

halfway through guy right next to me turns around and sees me full mast while my face is red from exertion as i power through the rest of my reps

instantly noticeable too. it sounds exaggerated but it was genuinely like steve carrel in the opening sequence of 40 yr old virgin

he saw it, his face clouded with shock, and he did not look away once

neither was i anywhere near mortified enough to compromise my set. we both kinda just let it happen over the course of 15 to 20 seconds

he won’t forget what transpired tonight anytime soon but i will

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A tumble? Is that what you call it?

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Homie wearin sunglasses in th dark stalkin me at the wbdt

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MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAA

*synth solo*

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Spence/Spence 2003 🇺🇸

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DYK Spence spelled backwards is “mistakes”

common spence comes at the exspence of tru genspence

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it’s called a lobotomy and i’m loving it

mac donald’s right in the store

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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thank u clickhole

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Connections wellness? More like conFLEXtions SWOLEness hahaha good afternoon father

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Just had an intense dream, I think I might be the Virgin Mary

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Had a dream I swallowed a razor blade, didn’t know sleeping was so cut throat these days