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I'm currently suffering at a fascinating conference because even though it's really interesting it seems to be run by people who think my neurodivergent arse is capable of maintaining focus through a 7 hour programme of lectures and talks (that's without the breaks, btw, so a 9.5 hour day...)

Funniest (/s) thing about this? The conference is about neurodiversity 🙃

Anyway, enjoy the fruits of my coping mechanism!

Previous meme dump

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omg this was sitting in my drafts i never posted it 😳

it’s saturday night, i’m home from work, in my pjs, and i’m good and toasted, let’s post the most nsfw thing i’ve ever drawn lolll

[crumples drawing into big ball] [throws it at the internet overhead with both hands like i’m putting a soccer ball back in from out of bounds] [runs away]

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You, explaining to then that they have feelings for each other.

POV: You're explaining something to a couple of immortal bimbos

Here's the black and white version

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February is tomorrow! Have some Valentine’s fluff.

Demons have a hard time regulating their emotions.

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My man needed to sit down and have a bottle of wine after learning after 6 thousand years that what he’s been feeling is love

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The War Ahead - Bleeding Heart

So it begins...

(I will never draw another wing ever again > immediately proceeds to plan another feathered piece)

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"And yet......"

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

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Growing up my misheard lyrics for killer queen were

She's a killer queen

God fire and jelly tea

....and this somehow also works for Aziraphale.

killer queen is aziraphale and good old-fashioned lover boy is crowley. i don't take opinions

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"Where's Gabriel? What is that angel doing here?" "Jim is in his bedroom upstairs. I told him bookshops are always closed on a Wednesday."

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Good Omens+ Text Posts

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Turtleneck Crowley my beloved

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funny we are constantly having the "why would they have sex when theyre not human" discussion as if s1 didnt already answer this. "i just think they are above those base fleshy earth human desires" okay Gabriel Kin

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the twin "oh, i understand what you're really saying here" nods when actually they both understand the square root of jack shit

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On that note I really love how the book was like this is Aziraphale he's faggy as all fuck but he's technically nonbinary. I think he's still gay like "gay man who isn't a man" is a whole type of guy. "Sexless unless really making an effort" amen to that brother. Aziraphale is only a man in the context of being gay and I know like several queens that applies to

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I accept no criticism