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Though contrary to what the sign says, while the bakery is ceasing operations, the doors are wide open. The counters are stocked, piled high with sweets and pastries of all varieties. The tables are set, each with plates of desserts of their own as well.

A small note is hung from the doorknob.

“Take one, take a dozen, dine alone, share with your friends. Everything is free.

Thank you for your ever-lasting patronage.

- M 🕸️”

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"Pardon me, Ms. Muffet, but I'm sad to announce I feel I have to quit this job. Recently I've been overwhelming myself with work and I feel I have to start letting go of some jobs. Thank you for your understanding."

“Of course I understand; thank you for letting me know, deary, instead of just not showing up at all! I wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors.”

“Please, feel free to use me as a reference any time— you were a model employee.”

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                                             Anniversary Promotion!

It’s been an incredible year since Spider Bites Bakery opened its doors on February 2nd last year. Not only have we had a constant flow of customers come through the bakery, but we were also brought on to cater to some high profile events! It’s more than we ever could have hoped for. And what better way to thank you guys than with a nice sale and the promise of free stuff?

From now, February 1st to the end of the weekend on February 4th, everything on sale will be 25% off. Furthermore, if you come in tomorrow on February 2nd, you get two cupcakes free! One for you and a friend. Yes, if you bring a friend, they’ll get two free cupcakes as well.

Thank you, Hive City, for a great year!

{I take this blog way too seriously, don’t I? But it’s fun! It costs literally nothing for Muffet to give away those free cupcakes since she can literally make them out of thin air with magic, so feel free to abuse it, it’s just there to get people in the door anyway. Thanks y’all for dealing with me posting these silly sale notices for a year now even though they don’t really do anything other than other in-character flavour stuff.

And also I’m sorry that I’m gonna be posting another one in like, a week and a half for Valentine’s Day. Muffet has to drum up business somehow to afford to spoil her girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ }

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Full Name: Natasha Romanova. Age: Appears late 20’s/early 30’s Previous/Other Employment: Previously part of Hive City Avengers. Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house. Relevant Experience/Skills: Very pretty and very charming. Probably could convince anyone to buy pastries. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Maybe. Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Very. Other Notes: Icon:

“Provided your criminal history stays history, and you don’t bring any problems here with you, it should be fine to keep you employed here. Best of luck in using your charm to boost sales, deary~”

@ubiytsar

Application Accepted: Natasha Romanova

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                                                 Holiday Promotion!

As the weather gets colder, your desire for tasty treats to indulge yourself with goes up, right? It should! And maybe a 10% off holiday sale will help you out. Starting tomorrow, December 12th, until the clock strikes midnight on New Years Eve, you will be able to enjoy any one of our delights on offer for a little bit less than usual.

But just in case you want to justify your purchase even more, for the duration of this sale, 20% of proceeds will go straight to local charities. This is the season of giving, after all. Every purchase you make will send you home not only with sweet treats but also good feelings knowing that you’re helping out the less fortunate!

Additionally, the store will be closing one hour earlier on weekdays (6pm instead of 7pm) from December 12th to December 20th, and the store will be closed completely on December 25th. We want our employees to be able to enjoy their (paid) holidays, too!

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Application Accepted: Silver Chariot

NAME: Silver Chariot. AGE: A drawing of a sword with a circle around it. He’s not sure. OTHER EMPLOYMENT: I also work at Magilou’s Menagerie. POSITION: Delivery staff. EXPERIENCE: I’m very fast, and well-trained. I can run without jostling whatever I’m holding. CRIMINAL RECORD: None. WORKING WITH SPIDERS: I don’t think your spiders will attack me, so I’m fine with being around them. They’re actually kind of cute! NOTES: I’d like to learn more about preparing food, if you can ever spare the time.

“Assuming you truly can keep everything steady and not ruined by the time it reaches a customers door, you’ll make a fine delivery person. As for your note… I do recall you saying you’re not fond of spiders. Fix that problem first, and I’ll see what you can be taught.”

@petitarmure

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Application Accepted: Rokuya Nagi

Full Name: Rokuya Nagi Age: 19 Previous Employment: Member of IDOLiSH7, an idol group Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house Relevant Experience/Skills: Well, I do have dazzling people skills! I’m very good with money, I’m outstanding with accounting, and I don’t mind cleaning up one bit. Even if that isn’t enough, I would love such a cute job! I could always learn and grow with your company. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: I assure you, I do not! Are you okay with working with many spiders?: I-I.. I… I will do this… Yes! Ahah… Other Notes: I have been referred to this job by Tsunashi Ryuunosuke! Icon: 

“I assure you, you are not the first, nor will you be the last, to have some trepidation about working with spiders. But in no time at all, you’ll forget you were ever worried~”

“I hope you enjoy working here, along with your friend~”

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                                              Halloween Promotion!

‘Tis the season for scares and frights and tasty treats! Though Spider Bites Bakery does not sell candy, we do sell a large variety of Halloween themed cookies, cakes, pastries, you name it! And from now (October 28th) until Wednesday, November 1st you can enjoy any one of them for a nice 30% discount. Isn’t that grand?

But wait, there’s more! If you visit Spider Bites Bakery in costume on Halloween, you’ll receive an additional cupcake of your choice* for free!

*Up to a $5 value.

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Application Accepted: Todomatsu Matsuno

Full Name: Todomatsu Matsuno Age: 24 Previous Employment: None~ Position You’re Applying For: Front-of-house Relevant Experience/Skills: I used to work at a cafe in Tokyo. I worked as cashier and I bussed most of the time. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Nope~ Are you okay with working with many spiders?: A-ah… I think I could get used to it… Other Notes: I’m really good with social situations– I can get along with almost anyone. I’m kind of a social butterfly, hehe ♡ Icon:

“That cafe experience should come in handy, but please, do be careful around the spiders…”

“I assure you, they won’t harm you unless you provoke them. With any luck, you’ll get used to their presence very quickly.”

@ojimatsu

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Application Accepted: Kamui Gakupo

Full Name: Kamui Gakupo. Age: 22. Previous Employment: Before the city, I was considered an idol; now I’m currently working at Dressed to Kill, as well. Position You’re Applying For: Pastry Chef (& Front-of-House, if help is needed there). Relevant Experience/Skills: On my own, I would do plenty of cooking and baking where I was originally from. It wasn’t really a job, so much as something I enjoyed doing, and I had other people I would create things for as well. I won’t call myself a master or anything, but I certainly know how to work around a kitchen. And alongside that, my skills doing things along the lines of idol work prepared me for interactions with people, so I’m definitely no stranger to working with others or customers. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: Absolutely not. Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Yes. Other Notes: Er, my hair is admittedly rather long, so I’d definitely take care to keep it out of the way. I’m not a stranger to that sort of thing. Icon:

“An idol, hm? First one of those I’ve met, to my memory, that has a thing for baking… not that that’s a bad thing! I’m very glad to hear it. And your hair should pose no issue as well, provided you keep it in check.”

“You’re hired.”

@utatteru

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                                        SPIDER BITES BAKERY

Located within Sector 004, Spider Bites Bakery strives to provide all of Hive City's citizens with the finest treats money can buy. From simple cookies to extravagant cakes to special treats baked by and with spiders, we are confident that this bakery will earn a special spot in your SOUL.

Spider Bites Bakery offers a wide variety of desserts that you can order to go, eat in the cafe area, or even delivered straight to you/a friend! Spider Bites Bakery also places a guarantee that all spiders present in the kitchen are clean and properly trained. Spider Bites Bakery is also always looking for employees! You don't need to be a trained chef to work here; if there are enough open positions (and not enough qualified individuals), you can apply, be hired, and trained! You will earn money and experience in a kitchen while you're at it. Interested parties can apply on the staff page, where a list of available positions is also posted. NOTICE: If you would like to stay updated on Spider Bites promotions, discounts, events, etc etc, please follow the blog in this link as well, as currently there is no way to view posts on the bakery's website itself.                     We at Spider Bites Bakery hope to see you very soon!                         [ MAIN ]  [ CONTACT/ORDER ]  [ STAFF/APPLY ]

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Application Accepted: Harry Potter

Full Name: Harry James Potter. Age: 15 Previous Employment: N/A. Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Decorator. Relevant Experience/Skills:

“Cooking, Cleaning the house,etc. I dedicate myself as a hardworking employee. I’d give my experience skills a 10/10.”

Do you have a history of criminal activity?: No. Are you okay with working with many spiders?:

“I have encountered spiders many times in my past childhood and I think they’re okay work with. My last experience with them wasn’t very pleasant and I expect that these spider workers lived up to my expectations too.”

Other Notes: “Is Wizard magic even allowed here?” Icon:

“Very humble, are we? A perfect ten is not a score given out lightly, you know! But I’ll give you a chance to prove yourself. Please do keep the magic to a minimum, however.”

@lionseekcr

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Application Accepted: Reimi Sugimoto

Full Name: Reimi Sugimoto Age: 30 Previous Employment: Uh, student? Position You’re Applying For: Baker Relevant Experience/Skills: I used to bake and cook plenty at home, and I enjoy doing both. Do you have a history of criminal activity?: No Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Only if they’re alright with working with a ghost. Other Notes: Well, I can float, if that helps? Icon:

“My spiders don’t care if you are corporeal or not, they will like you just the same. Assuming you give them reason to like them at all! I’m sure the floating will come in handy…. in some way or another. Welcome to the team, dear~!”

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Application Accepted: Data

Full Name: N/A (contact information is enclosed) Age: 15 Previous Employment: N/A   Position You’re Applying For (See List Below): Baker’s Assistant Relevant Experience/Skills: Taking orders. Efficiency. Punctual. Self-starter. Quick learner. Time-management skills.   Do you have a history of criminal activity?: No. Are you okay with working with many spiders?: Yes. Other Notes: ( if you couldn’t tell this was done ic haha. He doesn’t talk much, but he wants some sense of purpose and a job with monsters felt appropriate to him. Feel free to reject the application if it doesn’t seem ic to accept it! Or just assume that he somehow managed to persuade her via interaction.) Icon:

“Your relevant skills will be a great help here, and between you and me… I think this is the best place to work at for your first job~. Not that I’m biased, of course. Welcome to the team, deary~”

@asbrightandbrief

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Application Accepted: Isae Amelia Nakamura

Full Name: Isae Amelia Nakamura Age: 20 Previous Employment: -Historia et Scientia (Librarian) -Hive Academy (Librarian)

Position You’re Applying For: Kitchen Prep

Relevant Experience/Skills: -Been baking personally for a good long while.

Do you have a history of criminal activity?: -No

Are you okay with working with many spiders?: -More than I’ve ever been

Other Notes: -I really hope (regardless of if I receive the position) your business takes off and is successful. You deserve it.

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“I know you more than well enough to know that you’d be a very welcome addition to the employee roster, Isae. If you’re ever wanting to move above kitchen prep, do let me know~”

@memorianima

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                                       Valentine’s Day Promotion! In celebration of the upcoming holiday dedicated to love, Spider Bites Bakery is starting their grand opening off with this special deal! While this promotion is ongoing, all purchases made will be 10% off, and gift orders may be wrapped in holiday themed boxes or wrapping paper free of charge! In addition, for you more frugal folks out there, all Valentine’s Day themed goods will be sold at a further discount of 30% off starting on February 15th, while supplies last.

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                      Grand Opening: SPIDER BITES BAKERY

Muffet is proud to announce the grand opening of her even grander bakery, Spider Bites Bakery! Located within Sector 004, Spider Bites Bakery strives to provide all of Hive City's citizens with the finest treats money can buy. From simple cookies to extravagant cakes to special treats baked by and with spiders, she's confident that this bakery will earn a special spot in your heart SOUL.

Spider Bites Bakery offers a wide variety of desserts that you can order to go, eat in the cafe area, or even delivered straight to you/a friend! Spider Bites Bakery also places a guarantee that all spiders present in the kitchen are clean and properly trained. If you are uncomfortable with spiders potentially around your meals, you should a) not purchase from Spider Bites Bakery b) rethink your priorities in life. As this is the grand opening, Spider Bites Bakery is also looking for employees! You don't need to be a trained chef to work here; if there are enough open positions (and not enough qualified individuals), you can apply, be hired, and trained! You will earn money and kitchen skills while you're at it. Isn't that a great deal? Interested parties can apply on the staff page, where a list of available positions is also posted. NOTICE: Please also follow the actual blog portion of Spider Bites Bakery, as there is no way to view blog posts on the main site. In the future, updates, promotions, important info, etc will still be reblogged to both, just in case, and will be visible on the dashboard at the very least.                     We at Spider Bites Bakery hope to see you very soon!                         [ MAIN ]  [ CONTACT/ORDER ]  [ STAFF/APPLY ]