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[spiderbite-from-0202]

… do i at least get an A+?

Hobie help am in fight with God and this mofo know how to SWING

PUT ME IN COACH, I WANNA FIGHT A BLOODY GOD

[spiderbite-from-0202]

DO ITTTTTTT

Hobie help am in fight with God and this mofo know how to SWING

PUT ME IN COACH, I WANNA FIGHT A BLOODY GOD

[spiderbite-from-0202]

GO FOR IT, HOBIE!!! DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!!

Or.. god!!!

Hobie help am in fight with God and this mofo know how to SWING

PUT ME IN COACH, I WANNA FIGHT A BLOODY GOD

[spiderbite-from-0202]

Fable let out a surprised yelp as the two lovely creatures raided his palm like theyd been starving for days. He couldnt help but laugh, amused and delighted by the stupid raccoons.

“Yeahh, get in there!” she cheered, already stretching her free hand over to grab a bigger handful out of the bag of nuts. “WOO!”

Kyoki was sitting in her room, surrounded by her raccoons, her snake curled around her neck and her tarantula on her head as she put her phone down.

@spiderbite-from-0202 @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @nan0-sp1der

[spiderbite-from-0202]

I assumed your shampoo honestly… but if its not that… fuck if i know!! Maybe its some spider radiation junk… like pheromones.

… do spiders have pheromones?

What do you smell like?

¿Qué clase de pregunta…?

I don’t know. Probably whatever my office smells like.

[spiderbite-from-0202]

Fable looked to Bridge and watched her sit with a joyful satisfaction, like he was happy she was joining him down here.

She looked between Bridge and the bag of nuts for a short moment, then was swiftly picking a small handful out the next.

“Perfect!” they squeaked. They held the handful palm up and low to the ground, lowering their own stature as well as to seem as safe as possible to whichever critter decided to approach first. “C’mere, little sillies…”

Kyoki was sitting in her room, surrounded by her raccoons, her snake curled around her neck and her tarantula on her head as she put her phone down.

@spiderbite-from-0202 @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @nan0-sp1der

[spiderbite-from-0202]

WE LOVE YOU, MIGZ!!!!!!! <333 everyone here at HQ appreciates your hard work. Youre one cool ese!!!

Hope i used that word right.. learning a second language is HARD.

I'm trying to see something

[spiderbite-from-0202]

Dad smell. Old Spice deodorant and wood.

Sometimes having enhanced senses comes in handy.

What do you smell like?

¿Qué clase de pregunta…?

I don’t know. Probably whatever my office smells like.

[spiderbite-from-0202]

Instead of standing, Fable sits up on their knees, their hands placed neatly in their lap. They didnt really feel like getting up - and besides, they wanted to interact with these little fellas.

“Ahh, im fine… the carpet is thicker than it looks.”

She ends up returning the serpent’s glare, but pointing suspicion instead of judgment at them.

Kyoki was sitting in her room, surrounded by her raccoons, her snake curled around her neck and her tarantula on her head as she put her phone down.

@spiderbite-from-0202 @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @nan0-sp1der

[spiderbite-from-0202]

Fable’s arrival is much less graceful - the second he steps out of his own portal, he trips over his own foot and lands face first against the carpet. He doesn’t even get a chance to speak before hes down.

In response, the initially calm and curious critters spit and shimmy back towards Kyoki, away from Bridge. Fable peels her face off of the carpet and looks between the two spiders with a shameful, apologetic smile.

“… My bad, ya’ll.”

Kyoki was sitting in her room, surrounded by her raccoons, her snake curled around her neck and her tarantula on her head as she put her phone down.

@spiderbite-from-0202 @lyrate-lifeform-approximation @nan0-sp1der

[spiderbite-from-0202]

[painfully true 💔]

[how goes the ask box emptying?]

[uhmmmm it’s growing thanks for asking]

[spiderbite-from-0202]

YES. DEFINITELY. ABSOLUTELY.

… i promise i wont threaten them this time.

So the three raccoons that you guys may see around are Ginny, Alfred, and Sunny!

(left to right, Ginny, Alfred, Sunny)

@nan0-sp1der @spiderbite-from-0202

[spiderbite-from-0202]

[The realest real that has ever realed]

I'm obsessed with drawing him omg

[spiderbite-from-0202]

I just found out theres a Miguel variant in my dimension.

Hes a perfume model.

Theres nothing more traumatic than trying to relax and have a lunch on a skyscraper roof and looking behind you to see your boss on the BIGGEST BILLBOARD YOUVE EVER SEEN pouting in a Gucci advertisement.

What do i even do.

[spiderbite-from-0202]

[miguel was THE WORST HELLOO?? 😭😭 i didnt know this either]

so no one was gonna tell me miguel o'hara cheated on his girlfriend with his brother's girlfriend??!!! i had to find this out through wikipedia while researching for a oneshot im writing. /:(

[spiderbite-from-0202]

… damn.

… least i dont feel old anymore!! Kinda.

Do you wear glasses while you read?

... yes.

[spiderbite-from-0202]

[bridge has actually been conner from detroit become human the whole time. In this presentation i will - ]

Detroit Become Human (2018)