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why tony stark is the most problematic character

a presentation by yours truly

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since today is father’s day, think about morgan, peter, harley, vision, nebula, friday, and the bots letting tony know how much they love and appreciate and care for him

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two types of siblings

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Reasons why Tony Stark is not dead

I don’t want him to be

Let’s be real, none of us accept MCU canon anymore

I don’t want him to be

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Tony: Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Peter, an intellectual: Dad.

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just reblogging this to reinforce the fact that i love peter parker 💙

I Love Peter Parker

i love peter parker

I Love Peter Parker

I Love Peter Parker!!

I Love Peter Parker

I Love Peter Parker

I Love Peter Parker

I Love Peter Parker

I Love Peter Parker

💖 I Love Peter Parker 💖

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TONY STARK IS NOT SOMEONE YOU “””PUT UP””” WITH. he is someone you LOVE and CHERISH because he is a GIFT

when ppl write pepper / rhodey / steve / anYONE ELSE IN HIS LIFE having to ‘’’’’’’’’put up with’’’’’’’’’’ and ‘’’’’’’’suffer thru’’’’’’ being around tony like r u fucking kidding me tony stark may be a mess (and constantly heart attack inducing what w/ all the frequent near death experiences) but he iS ONE OF THE GODDAMN BEST PEOPLE YOU COULD BE FRIENDS WITH. he’s generous to a fault, WOULD NOT HESITATE to give you his house or fortune or the clothes off his back if he thought it would make you happy.

cap or anyone else might be the one person you want with you when you’re at your best but tony stark is the guy you want beside you when you’re at your worst. because he is supportive, because he is empathetic and compassionate, because he would never judge you for what you had done or where you had been in life. he is always abt second chances, always abt standing by his friends no matter what.

tony stark would diE for his friends but on a regular basis ????? he’s affectionate af, he has pet names for everyone bc he wants u to kno how much he loves you, always. he goes out of his way to remember your favorite things and all the insignificant details abt ur life or ur crush you didn’t think anyone paid attention to. he does things, he gives ppl things, not because he’s showing off but bc he can and he wants to make his friends happy. like god i’m so sick of this fake fandom headcanon can we pls fkcn let it die

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i love tony so much because he CHOSE to be a hero. it wasn’t handed to him. he wasn’t given a super soldier serum, he wasn’t bitten by a radioactie spider, he’s not a norse god. tony CHOSE to build his suits, to use them for good. i love him

Bad ass Tony Stark

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i went through months of messages to an alt to find this post. i love this idea like tony is Tiny dum-e can and has picked him up before

Hypothesis: At the time of his creation, Dummy was absolutly big enough to lift tony up

Evidence:

Here, I have drawn a crude wireframe over the above photo, to get in the rough placement/length of the limbs.

I then straightened out all the segments, so that both tony and dummy could achieve their full heights.

As you can see, Dummy’s full height far exceeds Tony’s, even with Dummy not stretched to his full height. (My canvas size was too small):

In conclusion: Dummy can and probably has scruffed baby MIT tony like an angry kitten when necessary/amusing.

Thank you for coming to my ted-talks

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i love this dumb bot so much

i hope this is as funny as i thought it was (i love dum-e)

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Okay but just like every Proud Parent™ Tony’s got a picture of Dum-E in his wallet

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THE TONY STARK LOOKBOOK

Iron Man 1 edition

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THE WAY TONYS EYEBROWS JUST LOWER IM

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why is this one of the funniest things i have ever seen

Tony Stark with Peter Parker vs Tony Stark with the rest of the Avengers

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TWO IDIOTS ONE THOUGHT IM LOSING IT

I like that the saying “great minds think alike” fits Tony and Peter so well.

I love that the German version of that saying “Zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” which translates to “two idiots, one thought” fits them even better.

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Tony Stark: damn that spiderman kid is really good I want him on my squad

Tony Stark: how do I get spiderman on my squad

Tony Stark: what do kids these days want

Tony Stark: hey kid wanna go to college for free

Peter Parker:

Peter Parker: lemme get my suit

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TONY STARKS LAST WORD WAS KID

HIS LAST WORD WAS HIM CALLING OUT TO PETER I CANT DO THIS