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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

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Collect my pages girl

someone come over and eat my burgers

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Someone come over and collect my pages

someone come over and eat my burgers

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For fucks sakes girl what tha hell

historians when they see me drag my penis through the desert for 1000 years and it leaves behind a easily identifiable trace fossil

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15

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The ones that used to carry the letters back in the day. Are they called homing Pigeons, you know because we domesticated pigeons so we can send letters and then we invented the telegram and all the pigeons got unemployed and stuff but now we can train this new geration of pigeons to type out text messages and emails and adapt to being messangers once again

via pupalupapigeons on instagram

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Carrior Pigeon?

via pupalupapigeons on instagram

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This is the new age currior pigeon.

via pupalupapigeons on instagram

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Pale Oak Button

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Watching the superbowl with my mind

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Real

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Girlfriend very earnestly argued that we saw r2-d2’s balls in the prequels

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i think i had a dream about the star wars prequels that subconsciously stuck with me bc for a moment during a conversation i was passionately sure that there had been a scene featuring R2-D2’s balls, and confidently said this