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I was watching Safiya Nygaard’s new video and ?????

Why is Phil Lester at the scene of the crime

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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this feels like when your parents are embarassing you in front of other people i cant

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Can all of us who nearly got crushed on that escalator at the dip and pip in dublin just now say we survived the terrible influence tour hahaha

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Almost got killed by an escalator today in Dublin

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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the thing about dnp and Google feud is that dan will always win because he's culturally tapped in almost to a fault meanwhile phil is spending hours in his towel curating his funny animal algorithm and his first instinct upon seeing "songs about" is to guess "owls"

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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these

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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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Dan Howell vs the mind of Phil Lester

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#wwdits writers choosing violence #no i'm fine #guillermo should have killed them both

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6.10 | 1.01

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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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Just saw that Norway might get a new abortion law and I panicked because I thought it was a ban, but it’s actually a law to let the person choose if they want an abortion up to week 18 of the pregnancy (instead of week 12 like it is now). So hope they vote in favor for that law!