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spicy-moth · 10 days ago

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careful kids, scientologists are out with goodie bags and slap bracelets

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spicy-moth · 2 months ago

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i hate all of the random new couriers that just exist now?? not only do they have zero customer service, but they also have all-day delivery windows so you have to actually spend an entire day at home to accept your package.

i’ll trade weekend delivery for the regular post because at least they can access my apartment building when i’m not home.

#they just come to your door in the middle of the day and call you repeatedly as if most people aren’t at work #then they leave and will “attempt redelivery” god knows when #just use a real courier and not a warehouse with random dudes with vehicles

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spicy-moth · 2 months ago

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was not expecting to watch two entirely separate pieces of media today with hand-drawn openings that included stockard channing

#watched some musicals earlier including grease #and just now started the knuckles show #wild thing to see twice tbh

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spicy-moth · 2 months ago

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did i pay extra for VIP tickets because the venue has limited seating and VIPs get in early?

yes. yes i did.

#i am an old man #but i still want to see ninja sex party

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spicy-moth · 4 months ago

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THE SASH AND THE OCTOPUS BAG AND THE RIBBON SKIRT AND THE EARRINGS AND THE BEADWORK

Métis Miku (Creeku)

#she’s literally perfect #i can’t believe there was solid métis rep near the top of a trending tag #this is amazing #vocaloid

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spicy-moth · 6 months ago

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one of the most interesting things i’ve learned about my dad in adulthood is that he was very scared of hellraiser when he first saw it.

i only found out because i showed him my puzzle lament configuration and he visibly flinched and jumped back.

he’s redneck adjacent and i just never really considered that anything actually scared him

#he did NOT want me to show him how cool it was #kinda reminds me of when my mom gave me hell for making a ouji board #interesting

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spicy-moth · 6 months ago

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y’all invisalign fuckin sells STICKERS so you can look like you have braces i can’t

#i’m still getting stickers but they’re gonna be cool shit like dinosaurs or something #holy shit tho

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spicy-moth · 6 months ago

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i just got invisalign today and apparently was the first person to ever ask my dentist if i should take my trays out or if i could leave them in to suck dick

#she said i was very funny #i’m so good at dentist #but srsly hoes keep your teeth in check they’re the most expensive thing to fix

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spicy-moth · 7 months ago

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i just want to congratulate myself on my impulse control because when a lady on the bus told me she loved the rainbow in my hair because it reminded her of jehovah’s promise to never flood the world again, i didn’t tell her that it would be hard to burn the world during armageddon if the ground was wet

#but also that is a really sweet compliment #as a former jo-ho i appreciate the sentiment

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spicy-moth · 9 months ago

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