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As cool as this is...

Come on buddy...

This has to be the end of it 😭 Some friendships weren't meant to be this deep

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Result of my 2 hour intermission between the Dragonsong War (It was supposed to be 10 minutes I have a problem 🥹)

At least they're pretty 💕

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"I have fought tooth and nail for the people I hold dear... Done everything in my power to save them... And I have failed"

"Learn to live with it. I have"

(When you stand a bit to close for a fun picture, but it turns out better than ever 🤍 I love this man)

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No... This is wrong... Stop it...

WHY AM I FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS DUMB OAF OF A HYUR?!?!

(This is my weirdest trauma response yet help me 🥲)

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*Pterodactyl screams of anguish engage*

If anything happens to Estinien or Aymeric now I'm joining the Empire. Heroism hurts and I REFUSE THE TARGETED HURTS ON MY TALL ELEZEN SWEETIE PIES!!

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🥹 That just hurts 🥹

But why are we saying goodbye to everyone?? I'm scared for my life??? This game can't hurt me more please for the love of God....

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As a healer wol, I know there's no cure for post-vault grief, so instead I'm prescribing (and sending,) ALL the hugs.

Thank you kind and beautiful soul, I will happily take them all 🥹

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I wanted to share in your grief about Haurchefant. He was a good man, and as Warriors of Light we will prevail in his name. <3 If you are on Crystal data center and want a friend to take the fight to the Heavens' Ward, i'd be more than happy to support in any way.

Additionally, here's a video that my friends shared with me when I played through The Vault for the first time. Here's hoping it gives comfort to you as it did for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1O2Aha434

Sincerely, Thya Brython (Crystal, Zalera), fellow WoL and appreciator of Haurchefant's legacy

The ending of that video was too real, but it certainly brought a smile to this heroes face 🥹

Thank you so much, you're so sweet and a beautiful human being for that 💕 I'm on the Light Centre (Phoenix) so maybe we'll cross paths one day!

I hope the rest of your days are filled with kindness, happiness and smiles that suit a hero 🩵

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NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID GOODBYE NOOOOOOOOOOO

You better promise that Mister! Or you can kiss that Knighthood goodbye and be (my) a Stay at Home House-Wife!

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You better promise that Mister! Or you can kiss that Knighthood goodbye and be (my) a Stay at Home House-Wife!

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Heavensward team up expectation:

Heavensward team up reality:

Ysayle is depressed

Estinien is smug

Evie is losing it

Alphinaud is just babysitting us by this point

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💕No wonder the Warrior of Light gets away with so much... Grade A cutie pie pass💕

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🫴Why is it giving off Parent/Teacher meeting?

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Your Honour? She's is in love

(I'm whipped for this Elezen... The difference in height has me feral... My forever best boy 💙)

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✨ I made it ✨

Time to ruin more people's lives with my ✨heroic✨ daring do's (and don'ts)

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Welp...

It's not MY fault the Lala-Fell!

✨I was busy looking pretty darn cute✨

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Getting closer to the end of ARR 😱

Soon I'll be YOUR problem Ishgard 👀