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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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This comment was in response to Israel accusing the ICJ court of "antisemitic biases" after they delivered their ruling.

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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

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THE NDP FORCED A CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE

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I wake up —> yap and whine —> do silly tasks —> go back to bed

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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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Check my pinned post

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Haruhi joining the Host Club

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I love her so much🥹💕

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The killing of Palestinians is still going, boycotting is still going

@amal.jamaludin

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getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

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