speedydemento

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There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass

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Aureolus Fiona Belli, the Lady of Belli Castle

aka AU where Fiona stays to research The Great Truth. She finds a way to become immortal without sucking the azoth from other living beings. She uses this method for herself and her companion, of course

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my cousin commissioned a plush of cojiro from legend of zelda: ocarina of time! just a silly lil blue chicken... so handsome ♡

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i know every bug. btw

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In utter disbelief

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“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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Red and yellow barbet 'doing the splits' (Trachyphonus erythrocephalus)

Photo by Hermann Brehm

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Still upset that the can't have shit in Cincinnati meme got berenstain bearsd into Detroit as someone who lived in Cincinnati it deserves that recognition you really can't have shit there not even your own meme

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unsilences your hill

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reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

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🎃 PUMPKIN KILLER YCH 🎃

Halloween is upon us so it's time to carve pumpkins >:) You can get one of these for $20, Paypal only.

By the way, I have a new TOS page! (Nothing has changed, I've just written it out now for safety reasons).