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every social media website is a cesspool I hate all of them

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The who

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a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

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“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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it's insane how the patagonian fires are more devastating than the ones in california and nobody gives a shit

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were they on estrogen when they made this LOL???

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Ohhhh I get it! The days repeat each week!

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

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computer! pink lemonade, extra pussy.

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I never know how to respond to these emails

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Soft apples should be sentenced to death. Girl I trusted you

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This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

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dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.