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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] I’m afraid to say. Your serotonin levels are high enough as it is. What if this sends you overboard? I couldn’t live with myself knowing I put you in that kind of danger. 😔

[pm] I can’t believe you would do this to me. My hopes were up and now they’re six feet under. Surely, I will perish too.

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] Eddie, that’s too much serotonin. You could probably die. What’ll happen when I start showing you how obsessed I am with you?

[pm] Maybe, but what a way to go!

Well, that depends, how do you plan on showing it?

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darkh0wl​:

[pm] I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD GO SO IN DEPTH LMAO

[pm] I hate you so much. Now, tell me about your tattoos.

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darkh0wl​:

[pm] Okay, fine. Then I plan on getting some tattoos. :/

[pm] :/ This is not what I planned. Okay, fine. It depends. Some days, it takes upwards of thirty minutes. It’s not actually that difficult, I’m just a perfectionist. I use different products depending on when I last washed it. I don’t wash it everyday, that would strip the texture too much. No aerosol, I don’t wanna set the planet on fire. And, honestly, you should never underestimate the power of simply sticking your head out of a car window and letting mother nature assist in sculpting your hair.

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] Sometimes when I miss your voice, yeah Not when I work, no. Too distracting. My face would be glued to the video and I wouldn’t get anything done. 

[pm] I feel so validated right now. I love when you talk about how obsessed with me you are. I’m experiencing brand-new levels of serotonin.

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] And via the web! I had no idea how powerful I was. 

Believe it or not, I have notifications turned on for when you upload. I never miss a video. 

[pm] I did. I think about how powerful you are all the time.

Do you ever have them playing in the background while you work though? That’s the real question.

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darkh0wl​:

[pm] Answer my question first. How long does it take to do your hair?

[pm] A while.

Your turn.

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] I poured my entire heart and soul into that. I even shed a tear! And I may or may not have learned a thing or two about exposition from watching your videos over the years. 

[pm] As it turns out, phoenix tears can even mend a broken heart. 

Oh, is that so? I gotta ask, how often do you watch my videos?

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@darkh0wl

[pm] Touché ://

[pm] Are you gonna tell me then? 👀x2

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] I was going to ask you to help me figure out what to say in it. Y’know, since you’re the expert YouTuber. But I got the impression you wouldn’t talk to me until I made it. Relieved to know that I was wrong. 

[pm] Gimme a sec.

[user sends a video file minutes later of him pouting at the camera, apologizing for “ever saying that Eddie Carridine has ever eaten gluten” because it was “insensitive to his gluten-intolerance” along with other vague lines from typical YouTube apology videos, without actually saying it was untrue]

[pm] I don’t like how well you phrased all of that, it’s like you’ve done this before. That said, I appreciate the effort and accept your hollow yet impressive apology. We may now flirt without limits.

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[pm] What's in your hair that makes it so big? Tell me your secrets.

[pm] Tell me your secret tattoo plans and maybe I'll talk. 👀

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rainaim​:

[pm] Nah, not really! Probably some place liked Florida. She liked the sun a whole lot. There ain’t much worth to bein selfish, y’know? What good comes of bein someone who only has it out for themselves. It never was, it was just a slight misunderstandin!!! 

[pm] For the sake of solidarity, I don’t know where my mom is either. My real one, anyway. That’s a wild kind of feeling to carry around. Can I hire you to talk to me whenever I feel down? You’re just very uplifting. 

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yikesimonfire​:

[pm] It was you, wasn’t it? And here I was, about to sit down and write the script for that apology video I owe ya… 

[pm] Surprisingly no, but anon kinda read my mind. You should still make that video, by the way. Just because I’m flirting with you doesn’t mean I forgive you.

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rainaim​:

[pm] This town sure catches on quick, don’t y’all? Yeah, not a bad thing! She’s roamin around somewhere. Not weird! Oh, well thank ya! My vibes? I try to make sure people round me are havin’ a good time. 

[pm] Is she alive and roaming around, or is she a Oh, do you know where? That’s a super admirable trait. It’s easy to be selfish on that front. For what it’s worth, I’m having a great time now that my hair’s existence isn’t being questioned.

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yikesimonfire​:

Not even if I made a public statement that my original gluten comment was a lie? Better yet, an apology video?

We can talk when I see the video.

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ontheluis​:

I’m talking about star wars 

and whether cutting crust makes you a coward

Don’t try and take away my crusty 1st Amendment rights. I’m too Murica for you

Well I mean…

If demons and faries existed, would you screw them?

Be honest

I have no idea at all what you’re talking about and I’m fine with that.

Do you really think I’d answer that question on a public forum? They can see this.

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yikesimonfire​:

You got me, I didn’t do it. Sike! Unsubbed. <3

[user immediately feels bad and replies again]

You know I’m both physically and emotionally incapable of unsubscribing. 

Too late, you broke my heart in half. I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.