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do it for the faggots who never got to btw

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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tomorrow i, and every other good american citizen, will go into the voting booth and pull our puds to completion. and we will shoot hella rope

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."

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I'm still thinking about how the younger Kennedys, including RFK Jr, would apparently pretend to get hit by cars and then berate the drivers saying "you've killed another Kennedy!" And then the dead Kennedy would get up and they'd all run away shouting "it's a Kennedy miracle!"

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alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

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There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

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🪶🌑great-eared nightjar🌑🪶

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Customer: HOLE IS MY NICK NAME AND MY TOYOTA IS A TRD MODEL DMV: HOLE TERD? Verdict: DENIED

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we’re in real baby hours