specialagent0911

[specialagent0911]

OOC POST// I made another saw rp account! Feel free to go interact with it! @sm0kingc0rpse //

[specialagent0911]

"I'm not lying! Why does everyone think i want backshots?"

I have an important question for you Strahm. Backshots or a good career?

"Why exactly are you asking me this, Hoffman? I already have a good career."

[specialagent0911]

"No, I'm not."

I have an important question for you Strahm. Backshots or a good career?

"Why exactly are you asking me this, Hoffman? I already have a good career."

[specialagent0911]

OOC//Ty ty 🙏 Your name is going in the will//

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[found you ur hello kitty key chains put me on the will <3]

[specialagent0911]

No thoughts just this picture hope this makes ur day better

[specialagent0911]

Are you sure you don’t choose backshots Strahm? Seems like the most practical option.

"Is this your poor attempt to get me in a vulnerable position so you can finally kill me? I don't need, nor want, backshots. Especially from a criminal."

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"That is the complete opposite of what I am implying. I was implying that I already have one of the options, meaning I shouldn't be asked the question in the first place."

I have an important question for you Strahm. Backshots or a good career?

"Why exactly are you asking me this, Hoffman? I already have a good career."

[specialagent0911]

This what u look like

"I look nothing like that. Though, I do want that cat."

[specialagent0911]

I have an important question for you Strahm. Backshots or a good career?

"Why exactly are you asking me this, Hoffman? I already have a good career."

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[specialagent0911]

🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧 bubble attack ‼️‼️‼️

"Why am I being attacked with bubbles?"

[specialagent0911]

"Indeed."

Riddle me this…

I exist despite a sacred bond

And I destroy a promised trust.

I am birthed when hearts venture beyond

And when good men lose to lust.

What am I?

A divorce?

[specialagent0911]

"Perhaps. Or maybe an accidental child?"

Riddle me this…

I exist despite a sacred bond

And I destroy a promised trust.

I am birthed when hearts venture beyond

And when good men lose to lust.

What am I?

A divorce?

[specialagent0911]

"That or, pardon my immatureness, a condom."

Riddle me this…

I exist despite a sacred bond

And I destroy a promised trust.

I am birthed when hearts venture beyond

And when good men lose to lust.

What am I?

A divorce?

[specialagent0911]

you have a face that makes me mad. That's why I think you piss with your pants around your ankles...

"I'm sorry? What does your unhappiness with my face have to do with how I piss?"

[specialagent0911]

"I second this guess. It's a divorce."

Riddle me this…

I exist despite a sacred bond

And I destroy a promised trust.

I am birthed when hearts venture beyond

And when good men lose to lust.

What am I?

A divorce?

[specialagent0911]

I bet you piss standing up with your pants around your ankles...

"First off, No, I do not. Secondly, why are you so sure about this?"