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How flexible are you?
Very. Although I have been getting a bit stiff lately with work.
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Fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz... ?
Does he fuck?
Yes he does.
#consider my thoughts provoked#redacted roleplay#had to ask elliott what this meant over text#that was a very interesting conversation
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How much can you fit in your mouth?
Ten bucks says I can fit fifty jumbo marshmallows without gagging. Twenty and I'll do a hundred.
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I’m pretty sure Eli and his partner being all lovey dovey on New Years' rubbed off on me, which is gross but anyways
I love you. I know I don't say it enough. You are so easy to love that it scares me sometimes. Thank you for being so damn ridiculous.
You saying I love you right now is more than enough. I love you too. Thank you for indulging me and my random ideas.
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You say that... but you got him gifts.
Does your kitty have a name or is it officially "Little Guy"?
He doesn’t have an official name.
We're not set on keeping him, so I don't want to name him and get me or my partner attached.
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See you in a bit!
I've been standing here.. for 30 minutes!! /ref
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Good luck then! I'll see when you get back, and I can take those bags now. I'm excited to catch up with both of you tonight.
I've been standing here.. for 30 minutes!! /ref
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That's good to hear. How's Sunshine after that cold they had?
I've been standing here.. for 30 minutes!! /ref
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Thanks!
How was the drive here?
I've been standing here.. for 30 minutes!! /ref
#out of a tree??#do you guys not have.. a cat leash or something#what happened to him not wanting the cat LOL#<we do have a cat leash but the little guy is great at slipping out of the harness#aaron still denies wanting the cat#but he's started to baby talk him when he thinks i'm not looking
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Hi Elliott, sorry to leave you out in the cold! Aaron's currently trying to get the little guy out of a tree so he might be a while, but I've got the door if you can hold this bag for me.
I've been standing here.. for 30 minutes!! /ref
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That was... threateningly kind. I'll be sure to take that option into consideration.
Fruit cake is not a valid holiday bonus.
Send post.
#spoken candidly#i would not be able to do any of that#but i guess it's the spirit of the thought that counts?#redacted roleplay
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🤨 I'm pretty sure the baby's mine. I'm the one who's pregnant.
tryna find elliott’s brother, and apparently he is pregnant? congratulations?
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Oh, I wasn't actually serious about that-
Fruit cake is not a valid holiday bonus.
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You know what, go ahead. I've already been fighting her on this for most of the afternoon and coordinating emails with Jaime to see if we can get this sorted out, and she's not listening.
Fruit cake is not a valid holiday bonus.
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#several members of staff are allergic to about half the stuff in those things#so that makes it a work place hazard in and of itself...
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Fruit cake is not a valid holiday bonus.
Send post.
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Oh, you're on!
Keep seeing the pregnancy announcement floating around so I just wanted to clarify for everyone. @unfortunatelyaaron is not pregnant, but he does have a child.
This very distinguished little criminal has stolen his heart.
Welcome to the family, little guy.
#I tolerate him there#<“tolerate” him#then i assume that the baby talk and string are also just you tolerating the little guy?
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So you want to see my slideshow?
Keep seeing the pregnancy announcement floating around so I just wanted to clarify for everyone. @unfortunatelyaaron is not pregnant, but he does have a child.
This very distinguished little criminal has stolen his heart.
Welcome to the family, little guy.
#<< What was I supposed to do??#It doesn't mean anything.#<mhm sure#you're the guy who's perfectly comfortable with shoving me off your chest if you get restless#but when the little guy does it you don't move an inch#and are gently rubbing his ears#i see what's going on here
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