speaker-anon

[speaker-anon]

(//annnnndddd the donation asks have found this blog! not mad but i wonder how long till they find all of my blogs)

[speaker-anon]

Merry Christmas, Illith.

...

Where are you?

-- @fleetingcrystal

*that needs an answer.*

[speaker-anon]

*A note slips from the door's small opening.*

*It reads:*

*Hey, Peaky. If you're going through something, you can tell me. I'm free anytime, anywhere as long as there's internet connection.

From your friend,

Cyn/🔮💠/💠🔮*

*No one bothers to pick up the note. It'll stay on the ground until the owner of the cottage returns.*

[speaker-anon]

peaky!! How do you feel about mtf trans people??:3

-Ash🌈🐾

*they're still not here. try again sometime else maybe?*

[speaker-anon]

*BURSTS INTO THE ROOM THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN*

HAIIIII:333

-Ash🐾🌈

*it seems like illith isn't home. try again next time when they're available.*

[speaker-anon]

waitwaitwaitowfuckcurseswhy

*illith clutched their head, as if they were in pain. their hand slipped from the knob as they fell unto the ground, dazed.*

I just hope this is the right address… are they home?

(You hear a knock at your door.)

*illith took a deep breath and walked towards the door, heels clicking under the wooden floorboards*

*they clutched the doorknob, twisting it and pushing the door open slightly*

i assume you're looking for me..?

[speaker-anon]

I just hope this is the right address… are they home?

(You hear a knock at your door.)

*illith took a deep breath and walked towards the door, heels clicking under the wooden floorboards*

*they clutched the doorknob, twisting it and pushing the door open slightly*

i assume you're looking for me..?

[speaker-anon]

A letter sits outside your door, a white envelope sealed with sparkling gold wax.

Upon opening it, the text, in a very fancy font is the same shimmering gold, and it reads:

You have been called upon to an ongoing trial, and to provide a detailed recollection of your experiences with the defendant, known as 🥀, as you are a direct witness of her crimes.

Transport to the location of the trial will be provided, and you are required to be there very soon.

We greatly appreciate your service to our justice system.

From, Heaven’s Court and the A.C.H.E.A.

*illith picked up the note, opening and carefully examining it. it did sound important.*

oh. they want my words for evidence in order to serve justice. direct witness. me? is this some sick jo—

*they paused, finishing the thought for themself. "it never was"*

fine. but how in the everloving fuck am i going to get to heaven--

[speaker-anon]

......

Hey at least I was saying what we were all thinking ri—

-✨

if you're asking for forgiveness, you get a lovely earrape cover of all i wasn't for christmas is you as a "nice try" prize

[speaker-anon]

I got a head surgery because of you just know that...

I wom't mess with you for now, i'm scared to even say something wrong.

-✨

good. that's all

[speaker-anon]

...

do you guys perchance have a speaker,,,

watch me do a flip!! in heels!!

— @speaker-anon

"mate- mate- mate-"

* Fifi immediately ran towards speaker anon with great concern and speed

"WAITWAITIWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-"

[speaker-anon]

no you don't silly!!!!

-✨

i don't have the motivation to beat you up

be happy with that

[speaker-anon]

:)

-✨

i know who you are.

[speaker-anon]

it is!! >:DDDDDDD

watch me do a flip!! in heels!!

— @speaker-anon

"mate- mate- mate-"

* Fifi immediately ran towards speaker anon with great concern and speed

"WAITWAITIWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-"

[speaker-anon]

chaos is my specialty! you can ask the boombox

*they stated in a joking manner*

watch me do a flip!! in heels!!

— @speaker-anon

"mate- mate- mate-"

* Fifi immediately ran towards speaker anon with great concern and speed

"WAITWAITIWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-"

[speaker-anon]

*they do the backflip, landing perfectly somehow*

watch me do a flip!! in heels!!

— @speaker-anon

"mate- mate- mate-"

* Fifi immediately ran towards speaker anon with great concern and speed

"WAITWAITIWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-"

[speaker-anon]

jesus christ it looks so fucking ugly

nah it's fine i'll remove in a few days so