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when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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Priorities.

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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I was thinking about the movie adaptation of Interview with the Vampire and was about to make a “Here’s my review: not gay enough” meme about it, and I’m having a fucking stroke because I guess I’d never seen an unedited version of the meme but it turns out its origin was actually Interview with the Vampire

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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

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me contemplating the human condition

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i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

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so I've been reading the manga and stumbled across a bit of dialogue that I for some reason forgot about from the bell test:

And right after I read it my brain said lol if this were to happen in Ray's Shadows and Strength AU - the gleam in Shikamaru's eye would haunt Kakashi forever.

Kakashi: Shikamaru, kill Sas-

Shikamaru: *already mid stab*

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I mean, tbf, Orochimaru would find Shika's murder attempts rather cute, and give pointers

Shikamaru: *murder attempt in Orochimaru’s general direction*

Orochimaru:  *slightly misty eyed* they get homicidal so fast.  I remember when little Anko-chan first tried to kill me.  I was so proud.  Though, I suppose, this one did come like this so I can only take partial credit.

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Do you think Kakashi has any kinks?

Oh absolutely.

Man has the regular mild kinks like breeding all the way to the hella freaky shinobi-type kinks that are considered too raunchy and fucked up to even fantasize about, like emotional vulnerability and trust.

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Sasuke might've been Kakashi's karma for what he did to Minato but Naruto is definitely a payback for what he did to Sakumo 😂

Good thing he can't read minds because Inner Sakura would've ended him lol

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I’m a big fan of people finding a spiritual or religious practice that works for them but if you’re required to pay money to a particular person or buy a certain thing regularly from a certain place I don’t think that’s a spiritual practice. You may have been scammed.