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every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

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I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature

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last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.

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THEYRE GAYYYYYYYY I DONT CARE !!!!! IIIII DONT CAREEEEEEE

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Uh oh.

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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the orionsound difference really is something else huh

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

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HI I'M NOT DEAD

I DID A THING

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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

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this poll is for people who read fan fiction on ao3

bookmarks are not included in this poll

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remember that minecraft roleplay

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What a joy to watch your friends get fried

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this sick freak. i'm so proud.

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day 6 / ???

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... car