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SIG stands when a P320 has a malfunction

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something something it ends today

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spin the scug :)

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Five pebbles at a desk job bc my 🧠 is melting

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F1 COMMUNITY, WE JUST MISSED SOMETHING IMPORTANT ON TWITTER

RB JUST BEAT RED BULL AT CONNECT FOUR

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

TRANSCRIPT OF THE GAME BELOW

Alright, we've got a fairly standard setup here. 7x6 grid, 42 spaces in total by my count, so we're gonna represent things via battleship rules.

Game starts on the 27th, RB takes B6

Red Bull takes D6

RB blocks, takes D5

Red Bull counters with E6

RB counters the counter by taking F6

Red Bull takes E5

RB blocks with E4

Red Bull blocks with F5 (Hass pulls up with a lawn chair)

RB takes C6

Red Bull blocks with C5

RB blocks with F4

Red Bull captures F3

RB takes D4, match point

Red Bull blocks with C4

RB takes C3

Red Bull yoinks A6

RB takes D3, game paused for Belgian GP

Game resumed on the 30th, Red Bull opens with B5

RB counters with E3, second match point

Red Bull captures A5

RB captures D2, winning the game

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had a magma session with friends here are my favourite doodles i made

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Slugcat Dashboard Sim 2 because the last one did some fuckin numbers

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

i think i’m being adopted/hired????????

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

ok to elaborate for the scugs losing their shit in the reblogs, an overseer is following me and pointing arrows with an iterator symbol, it also showed me some pics of the iterator in question and what i think is a whole ass leviathan nest.

but ofc ya know me im the nosiest bitch this side of the distant lakeside, and my fam’s bunch of asshats, so im gonna go help an iterator with an infestation problem seeya in a few cycles bitches

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foumd fanily

ok but on a serious note hi i’m The Pirate, Seven Seas is my dad now, and if anyone asks i’m a purposed organism

💥 scavslayingchieftain

welcome to the “unexpectedly grew attached to an iterator they helped on a whim” club, sharkboy

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I was today cycles old when I found out “Spinning Top’s Folly” was based on the life of an actual ancient forced to ascend as a child

anyways I also met the actual echo Spinning Top and I think we're homies now

🪡 slash-srs

Tell her she’s famous!

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her response…

“OA?! As if I need anything more keeping me here! I get attached to fans easily! Say something embarrassing so they don't like me as much, like that one question I asked about whether or not you excrete!”

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

nobody:

fucking Spinning Top apparently: do you even shit bro?

👹 iterhater

would it be in bad taste for me to make a ‘born to die world is a fuck’ meme about my creator issues?

⦻ vultureculture-deactivated119023

nah id like and reblog

🌀 ur-getting-eepy

I feel like i’m the only slugcat i know who can do cool shit without being a purposed organism. All I did was make a thingy out of batgrass and a rock and now I can tame lizards without any food by swaying it infront of them.

🐟 moons-secret-lovechild

this is 'descended from a purposed organism gone rogue’ erasure but ur tricks do sound useful so go off ig

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

chat how do I get my iterator to stop making jokes about the time I got so angry I started speaking in lizard

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ascend them /j

🧿 evil-ripples-and-reflections

ascend them /srs

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Saint ghostwrote this

🌿 the-saint-official

Normally, I prefer not to stoop to the low of profanity, but I feel it's warranted here. no the fuck i did not

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

there is no way THE Saint found this post this has to be a parody account

🌿 the-saint-official

Does this image convince you otherwise?

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

well yeet my ass into rot and call me pebbles that is the real Saint

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but then who tf is this doppelganger???????

🧿 evil-ripples-and-reflections

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

🥚heyechoesitsyaboi

every time I see someone unwittingly summon saint onto their posts I can't help but laugh my tail off hes like pm seymour but instead of making you famous he just fucking ascends you

��� the-johndoe

Who tf is pm seymour? Is he an iterator or something?

🎮 mav-the-scav

I KNOW the eye-boggle is a display of fear in scavengers but I love sneaking up on my gf just to see her boggle in surprise at me. She says she's fine with me doing it so long as it isn't around her tribemates but she's plotting her revenge against me I can tell

🎮 mav-the-scav

I swear on my MAMA if I didn't love this woman she’d be in the void rn this dumb quillball just dumped a basket of popped bubblefruit on me and my pelt’s all slimy now and she's giving me the smuggest look ever grrr

🌼 fren2all

Normally this is the part where I'd go off on a tangent about why interspecies relationships can be unhealthy, especially with language barriers or intelligence gaps, but this is actually a prime example of a healthy interspecies relationship! Boundaries, lightheartedness, and emotional vulnerability judging by some of op’s previous posts. Good job, you two!

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

liveblogging my messenger mission to the scavs in my iterator’s territory

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orange lizards

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poleplant

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noodlefly i should probably exterminate on my way back up to avoid a repeat of the pebbles incident

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finally down from the wall!

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eel lizor

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

lol some idiot dropped a pearl with a pic of an iterator in a fox costume. were they tryna be catboy pebbs 2.0?

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

a lotta lotls holy guac theres like 5 of em

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

o hey @da-littlest-lizor I heard ur iterator was in the local group but didn't think we'd run into eachother

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

hiiii! btw which pebbles incident were u talking bout earlier?

🏴‍☠️ yohohomosexual

Noot mama and a whole bunch of babies got into his chamber once, some iterator even made an edit of the overseer footage adding an arrangement of "Hall of The Scavenger King" but made from noodlefly noises

🦎 da-littlest-lizor

lmao why does literally everything happen to this guy?

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

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yea spotify will give you an automatically made playlist of stuff that you currently have on repeat

got tagged by my lovely mootie @the-halfling-prince to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that play!

Yall better be ready for the most loser list of songs ever because I’ve been listening to nothing but a playlist with every SWS/PTV album for like. 2 months now.

1. I’d Rather Die Than Be Famous - Pierce the Veil

2. Hell Above - Pierce the Veil

3. Parasites - Sleeping With Sirens

4. Ctrl + Alt + Del - Sleeping With Sirens

5. Am I a Girl? - Poppy (HOLY SHIT A DIFFERENT ARTIST?!)

6. Crosses (feat Spencer Chamberlain) - Sleeping With Sirens (god damn it back to these fuckers)

7. Pass the Nirvana - Pierce the Veil

8. LIAR - Jjdroy (ft. Kellin Quinn) (oh another different ar—OH GOD DAMN IT HES HERE AGAIN)

9. Don’t Let The Party Die - Sleeping With Sirens

10. King for a Day - Pierce the Veil (ft. Kellin Quinn)

WHAT A SONG TO END IT OFF ON.

Imma tag @artificer-real @clubsheartsspades @the-dustball @zer0ghostz @kuzakat @doggone-doggirl @princess-self-shipping and uhhhhh anyone else who wants to

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Me, five days ago: what is this anime horse racing game and why is everyone so into it

Me, today, after being dropkicked by Gold Ship for the umpteenth time: I Get It Now

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Oh boy, first reblog chain that wasn't made by a bot! Let's see what we have here...

Bulletproof - Citizen Soldier

Reach - Skillet

Golden - HUNTR/X

Monster - Fight The Fade

The Liar - Citizen Soldier

Outrunning- Ryan Jesse

Story to Save - NerdOut

If I Lead- Kiltro

ALWAYS BEEN YOU - Chris Grey

The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park

i cant choose a favorite

@universalldeergalaxy @consumerofshorthomies @thunder-opossum @theboredvoid @nshdidnothingwrong

got tagged by my lovely mootie @the-halfling-prince to put my on repeat playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that play!

Yall better be ready for the most loser list of songs ever because I’ve been listening to nothing but a playlist with every SWS/PTV album for like. 2 months now.

1. I’d Rather Die Than Be Famous - Pierce the Veil

2. Hell Above - Pierce the Veil

3. Parasites - Sleeping With Sirens

4. Ctrl + Alt + Del - Sleeping With Sirens

5. Am I a Girl? - Poppy (HOLY SHIT A DIFFERENT ARTIST?!)

6. Crosses (feat Spencer Chamberlain) - Sleeping With Sirens (god damn it back to these fuckers)

7. Pass the Nirvana - Pierce the Veil

8. LIAR - Jjdroy (ft. Kellin Quinn) (oh another different ar—OH GOD DAMN IT HES HERE AGAIN)

9. Don’t Let The Party Die - Sleeping With Sirens

10. King for a Day - Pierce the Veil (ft. Kellin Quinn)

WHAT A SONG TO END IT OFF ON.

Imma tag @artificer-real @clubsheartsspades @the-dustball @zer0ghostz @kuzakat @doggone-doggirl @princess-self-shipping and uhhhhh anyone else who wants to

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