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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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LITERALLY EVERYONE I REBLOGGED FROM THIS IS FOR YOU

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

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You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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Most-used word in each US state.

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ID: 1

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seven red suns, are you free tomorrow night? asking for uh. a friend

"Heyyy duude, Real nice of ya to ask for your friend. Can't say I've got an open spot though, my cat just came back from an adventure and I wanna say hello to 'em! Really miss the dude when he goes off on his journeys!" *Proceeds to ramble about his cat for the next minute*

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utter nonsense

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this SLUGPUP is LISTENING because it CARES about what YOU have to say

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

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stop reblogging this fucking post. thank.

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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

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