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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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interesting....

what is a skrunkly??

(in relation to a blorbo?)

Um I think it means roughly the same thing but implies like being less conventionally endearing?

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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why does this horrific app keep suggesting Luigi Maglione (or whatev) SMUT??????? I dont want it :) at all!

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)

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Receive message, be too busy/tired/stressed to respond right away

???

It has been long enough that responding without preamble would now be Weird

never speak again.

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Nothing is more annoying than electronics that lose charge while not in use. How do you get discharged just laying there. Don't piss me off

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I’m out here saying shit. Stuff that everyone else already picked up on

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Boys will be boys

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this