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Sketched out two Preboot bears. I love the expressions in the Preboot— the exaggerated eyes and all

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almost 3 years ago i sent an ask asking if there will ever be a type one diabetic character because theyre criminally unrepresented in media and i cant even name one from a series i actually engage in, the only one i can name is a south park character. i myself am a type one diabetic, and really want to see people like me, and the comics about Representation now!. but i assume its still sitting in the inbox unanswered or just was deleted 😭because diabetes isnt a Cool disability like mental health ones or physical and visible ones.

fuckkk mann, sorry for you anon :*(

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this still pisses me off so bad

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i need doctor sunny to appear so bad. they are my favorite character. but they will never appear because the comic is on fucking indefinite hiatus and im pretty sure they appear in fucking volume 7 anyway according to older statements. also i dont get why they were made bisexual instead of gay (like in the preboot) just because they were dating nya who used to be nonbinary like them, and is now a nonbinary woman, when if sometimes someone you are dating transitions, you love them anyway despite your label primarily being something else, with one exception being the person you were dating beforehand bc the attraction didnt fade. because labels are just labels, but love for a person you were already with can last. it happened to me. i guess its because the nonbinary people in question are being viewed as straight lite now 😭 instead of as nonbinary4nonbinary.

AGREE! also sunny is bi now???

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darkermatters had the chance to be so interesting as an after the end type deal with new characters but instead iyts shitty reincarnation slop

TRUE

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It honestly bugs me how cream is written in cometcare. She really deserves so much more than what kc may have in store for her. (of course I cant confirm what KC could or could not have planned for her, but this is just general observations that I've had for a while now.) First off, her name. Cream Ed Corn. I get it supposed to be a play on Creamed Corn, but the ED part really just bugs me the wrong way. As someone who has an ED similar to Cream's, I really just do not see the point in making her middle name part of her personality. That's like naming a character "Jordan OCD Smith," like, okay, subtle much? And even if that wasn't the intention, it still kind of applies to my next issue with Creams portrayal. Much like Frosty, it seems like Cream doesn't get much screen time aside from a few lines where she showcases her ED to the audience again. I didn't mind it at first in her introduction, but when she appears in this new arc where all she does is have one line talking about fries again, it just gets upsetting. Why isn't she taking her favorite plush with her at the fair? Why not show some more scenes of Cream and Frosty riding rides and winning prizes? Of course the obvious answer is that this arc is not focused on them and instead on the boring and awful main plot of whatever Sly and Eve are, but come on. Theres so much more I want to say, but I feel like I've yapped enough already. I'm a new anon btw, hello! ^^ - 🪅🦄

HII WELCOME ANON!! These are great takes tbh...

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mr v is obviously STRAIGHT because he is EVIL and because he IGNORED THE BLOODY HOSPITAL -❄️

he wont be straight for long

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probably darkermatters because its literally just the cometcule again but with worser characters who are even more ship fodder than the main comic

Everyone is doing this, so I'm doing this also, but with AUs!!

Critblogs, what is your least fav Sparklecare AU? (Can be the normal canon universe, Cometcare, Darkermatters, Nightstars, that one au where Polly had her TUC ripped and was 2010's inspired, etc)

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,.. theres nothing wrong with using default FA brushes ;_; (innocent default brush user because custom ones are confusing) that seems an unfair thing to roast KC for theyre literally there to use ;;;_;;;

Of course, there's nothing wrong with that!! But the way Kittycorn uses them makes them looks bad.

What do I mean with this? Before the brushes, Kittycorn did beautiful backgrounds, now she just spams the stamp brushes everywhere, making her drawings heavy on the eye, and the brushes not combining much

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ok so i was gonna make a jokey post about the way mr v sat that one time but then looking on his cast profile his sexuality is listed as unknown???????????? why is his sexuality being gatekept kittycorn tell us what way mr v swings pretty pretty please

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if my art style wasnt so recognizable id post all my evil preboot arts and mr v selfshipping but alas...

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Listen I appreciate y'all not wanting those two disgusting and awful people in the critic community but please don't run around accusing random people of being tfemsly (Konan)/tmaschemmy (Hemmy) without any proper evidence. I get that a good chunk of you have good intentions and just want to keep them out but it's really unneeded not to mention a little mean to the people that weren't even involved to be accused of being abusive, awful people.

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Sorry but Kiki is so fuckin ugly

i mean yeah, character design is my passion and good lord those purples and blues DO NOT look well together

like maybe it couldve looked better if the purples were lighter or the blue was more shifted towards cyan/green. the red blood also annoys me since shouldnt his blood be blue if all his other organs are blue????????

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Preboot was genuinely better because it wasn't all just ship slop like we have now

And with the main ship we had, I genuinely really loved preboot and V1-V2 Barruni before they sucked all the character out of Uni and made her obnoxious and whiney

HARD AGREE!! i honestly prefer the silliness of preboot barruni compared to what we have now, gamer bro uni come back....

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i saw something cool that said something about fantasy v.s a story

kittycorns stuff at first felt like a story, like how the preboot was a story, or at least leading up to one pretty good.

now, its just a FANTASY. where nothing goes wrong, and if it DOES, it always turns out perfect like 5 pages later. this isnt a story, its her FANTASY where she gets to write whatever she wants no matter what the audience feels... and its not even good writing. she just cant be surprised when she shares her fantasies instead of a real story, with conflicts, and interactions between characters that isnt one fucking volume where theyre all shoved in 1 place and have some jokes together and thats it (volume 3)

since im pretty sure since we all saw the leaks without consent last year volume 5 seems pretty promising so far but i dunno i bet itll turn into a ship fest soon enough because love trains are the only thing kittycorn can write (and its not even an interesting one)

v1 and v2 were actually pretty good! we met the main characters, they had interactions and conflicts, stuff actually happened, hints to the future story with hemera... then it went downhill

THIS THIS THIS ANON

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chat hear me out on mr v *the hawks take me away*

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whos kikis wife?

theyre only mentioned in kiki's bio on the cast section of the website but its dearie queen

(i also just remembered that it was girlfriend instead of wife whoops)