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They put a finger up, wiggling it infront of him with that same twisted, crooked smile of theirs. They don't even seem fazed nor bothered in the slightest.

"See thats the best bit! I didn't kill him, because that wouldn't be any fun, would it? My whole goal is to 'fix' them, to make them come to their senses & realize they're just as awful & disgusting as the rest of us! That they don't deserve their status, so why in Inpherno would they deserve the relief of death?"

"He's still very much alive, I know that!! I'm very good at my work & I've practiced for years- planned this all out! You seriously think I'd fail & fuck it all up? Of course not!!! He's just gonna be better now, & in order to be better- the other wastes of space need to piece him back together like a puzzle! Well- thats if they ever find him."

They cackle, twirling around & watching their lab coat swish. They look crazed, but also... strangely chill & nonchalant? They have a weird expression.

"Besides, if I never took him apart I wouldn't get to keep parts of him! They make great additions to my lab..."

"When I was a child in Blackrock, they taught us that the Swords were immortal. That they could be hurt, but only by each other and with great effort."

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"I can't help but wonder if they were wrong. I have a feeling something very bad has happened, and I cannot shake it."

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"Corpse??? Buddy- who said it was a corpse?!"

They cackle, laughing mockingly. Are they fucking insane? Well... yeah. They are insane.

"He was just standing in the woods, free game! I don't know what you expected me to do?? & I just got a huge supply of all sorts of drugs & injectables to try out, so I injected him full of them before I tore him apart! It was really funny, honestly. I wish Co could've seen it."

"What's wrong with me? Alot of things, but what's wrong with you?? Why does it even matter? Thats the better question!!!"

"When I was a child in Blackrock, they taught us that the Swords were immortal. That they could be hurt, but only by each other and with great effort."

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"I can't help but wonder if they were wrong. I have a feeling something very bad has happened, and I cannot shake it."

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"Buddy. Hate to break it to you but that shit is a bunch of lies & propaganda from devout followers. I proved that shit false last week!!"

"By the way, fuck the Swords. I dissected that grim reaper guy & it was funny as hell. He's in the bushes somewhere. I kept the broken half of his horn & his sword. They're literally no better then us. Fuck the swords."

"When I was a child in Blackrock, they taught us that the Swords were immortal. That they could be hurt, but only by each other and with great effort."

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"I can't help but wonder if they were wrong. I have a feeling something very bad has happened, and I cannot shake it."

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"Oh!! Whats this?? This'll be fun!!"

"Yes.. think of what all we can do Change..!! So many opportunities.."

"Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!"

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"So many... why is there so many of you...?! I didn't know that all eyes were on us...!!"

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FORE SCORE, 3000 YEARS AGO.

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Disappointment, anger. They're...not pleased. They think they can just walk away? No, this isn't how this works. They just stare as they watch them simply walk away, their spirit blazing with hate.

They disappear for a moment, everything falling scarily silent. Something...bad is going to happen.

[AH! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE TO HOST A PARTY!!]

A voice, a...strange voice. Where was it coming from?

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It seems a couple days have passed in the Shadow Gardens. Darkheart was sitting on top of a roof and eating a muffin he found in a cabinet in a random house. He stalled before flapping his fined ears open. The fuck?

He looks around and takes another bite, not exactly bothered but on high alert. It seems Darkheart made new arrows. There was even a makeshift sword.

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[ARE YOU UNDERESTIMATING ME? HAH.]

More hysterical & mocking laughter, it's...almost haunting. A crooked & creepy smile twists onto their scarred face.

[DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF? I'M THE INDIVIDUAL THAT FOUND OUT YOU COULD BLEED.]

[I CAN TEAR YOU APART & PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER, I CAN WARP YOUR MIND, ARE YOU DOUBTING ME? ARE YOU SAYING I'M INCAPABLE? DO I NEED TO SHOW YOU WHAT I DID TO YOUR BROTHER?]

[AH! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE TO HOST A PARTY!!]

A voice, a...strange voice. Where was it coming from?

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It seems a couple days have passed in the Shadow Gardens. Darkheart was sitting on top of a roof and eating a muffin he found in a cabinet in a random house. He stalled before flapping his fined ears open. The fuck?

He looks around and takes another bite, not exactly bothered but on high alert. It seems Darkheart made new arrows. There was even a makeshift sword.

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[SOMETHING WITH MORE...FLARE. MORE EMOTION, PERHAPS? ANGER, DISTRESS, SOMETHING!]

[IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME IT I WILL GLADLY STRIKE IT INTO YOU :)]

[AH! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE TO HOST A PARTY!!]

A voice, a...strange voice. Where was it coming from?

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It seems a couple days have passed in the Shadow Gardens. Darkheart was sitting on top of a roof and eating a muffin he found in a cabinet in a random house. He stalled before flapping his fined ears open. The fuck?

He looks around and takes another bite, not exactly bothered but on high alert. It seems Darkheart made new arrows. There was even a makeshift sword.

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[OKAY? THATS ALL? THATS ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME? HOW DISAPPOINTING!]

They laugh once more, its almost a cackle. Geez- what was up with them?

[AH! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE TO HOST A PARTY!!]

A voice, a...strange voice. Where was it coming from?

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It seems a couple days have passed in the Shadow Gardens. Darkheart was sitting on top of a roof and eating a muffin he found in a cabinet in a random house. He stalled before flapping his fined ears open. The fuck?

He looks around and takes another bite, not exactly bothered but on high alert. It seems Darkheart made new arrows. There was even a makeshift sword.

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[JUST AS I SUSPECTED. YOU GODS TRULLY ARE SELFISH WASTES OF SPACE.]

They laugh to themselves, almost cackling. They do a little twirl in the air, laughing to themselves hysterically before eventually recollecting themselves. What the hell was their problem?

[THEY ALL CALLED ME CRAZY FOR THINKING SO... SO MANY YEARS I'VE PLANNED, PLOTTED- CHARTED OUT EVERYTHING! IT'S NOT FAIR HOW I'VE ONLY GOTTEN TO DO THE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO ONLY ONE OF YOU.]

One of them? One...of the swords?

[BUT I PROMISE YOU, I ASSURE YOU, THAT WILL CHANGE VERY SOON :) I GET SO CREATIVE, ITS AN ART FORM!]

[AH! THIS SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE TO HOST A PARTY!!]

A voice, a...strange voice. Where was it coming from?

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It seems a couple days have passed in the Shadow Gardens. Darkheart was sitting on top of a roof and eating a muffin he found in a cabinet in a random house. He stalled before flapping his fined ears open. The fuck?

He looks around and takes another bite, not exactly bothered but on high alert. It seems Darkheart made new arrows. There was even a makeshift sword.

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"Whats with all these weird new posts & stuff? Who is Change??"

"I thought it was your job to review everything..."

"It is but- I didn't notice before okay!! Geez, calm down you old geezer, this isn't your job anyways!"

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They hum as they 'patiently' wait, floating infront of her whilst kicking their little feet in the air, a smug look on their scarred face. They're waiting.

[BOO! HAH, I HOPE YOU AREN'T AFRAID OF GHOSTS :)]

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"Why would I be?"

*she's denying that she has a fear of ghosts... again*

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[GO ON, GO ON! I'M WAITING :] ]

How awfully demanding &...intimidating they are.

[BOO! HAH, I HOPE YOU AREN'T AFRAID OF GHOSTS :)]

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"Why would I be?"

*she's denying that she has a fear of ghosts... again*

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[WHATEVER'S INTERESTING ABOUT YOU! YOUR OCCUPATION, INTERESTS, AFFILIATIONS, BELIEFS. IT COULD BE ANYTHING, JUST DON'T BORE ME :)]

[BOO! HAH, I HOPE YOU AREN'T AFRAID OF GHOSTS :)]

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"Why would I be?"

*she's denying that she has a fear of ghosts... again*

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[HAH! SO UPTIGHT...]

rrreally? are you suuure? y’know, i’ve seen a lot of odd ghostly activities going on around here, you’re bound to find a ghost sooner or later! wouldn’t that be just fun!

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"Yes, I'm sure..."

*She randomly remembers that she has encountered ghosts before*

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[THE GHOST IS ALREADY HERE, I ASSURE YOU :)]

rrreally? are you suuure? y’know, i’ve seen a lot of odd ghostly activities going on around here, you’re bound to find a ghost sooner or later! wouldn’t that be just fun!

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"Yes, I'm sure..."

*She randomly remembers that she has encountered ghosts before*