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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Raptormoms playlist consisting entirety of songs already in my playlist<3 please listen or whatever plus it contains all of my favorite artists

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My dad keeps going into my room and activating my dino figures. He's bullying my parasaurolophus.

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Say hello to Eva the commie! (it's her defining characteristic) I send her every new raptormoms post each day

I love exercising my free will (drawing handler buff)

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GOING FERAL BEE I AM GRRRR

I love exercising my free will (drawing handler buff)

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Made my raptor...Raptor Red.

If I'm gonna have an utahraptor it's not gonna be ORANGE, so what if I only have nail polish to fix it? She's getting PAINTED.

Obviously left some of the orange cause it looked good but hell yeah she's red now

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Owen has a few raptors that might not kill him maybe probably perhaps and Handler has an actual pack

"raptor wrangler" and "the handler"

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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Atrociraptors headcanons but also including raptormoms bc it's me writing (they're happy and alive on a raptor farm here)

- they don't have a pack dynamic like Owen's pack (his is akin to wolves raised in captivity) but more like a real pack: a family led by the parents (the Handler and Soyona, though they will not take any instructions from her anymore if they disagree with them)

- They all excel at different areas. You wouldn't notice if you didn't spend lots of time with them, but:

- Panthera has the best fine motor skills. She's the best at opening doors, unlocking puzzle toys and carrying fragile things without breaking them.She's also the most agile in general and slinks through obstacles easily.

- Ghost is the best suited for leadership, as she's very smart. She often takes charge when decisions need to be made or they're in need of a hunting strategy. She's also the fastest and very persistent, which often means she's the last one chasing a target when the rest have given up.

- Tiger is the strongest, she can both bite the hardest and claw the deepest. She's often the one going in for the kill when they hunt together, so the prey has less chance at getting away. Despite being the 3rd to hatch, she grew bigger than her siblings quickly (it's not as noticable anymore)

- Red has the best vocal range...which seems like a unnecessary talent, until she pulls something like imitating snaps to control the leucistic baryonyx. She's been learning to imitate animal noises to lure prey, which freaks about everyone out (they're still trying to figure out what animal DNA in her is causing this, since it's not possible for normal raptors). She's also the most competitive, and very persistent like Ghost, but her siblings keep her in line.

- hatching order is Ghost, then Panthera and Tiger almost at the same time, and then Red. They all hatched within 2 days of each other anyways

-Tiger was the most docile as a hatchling, she could've easily overpowered her siblings during play fights but refused to involve herself

- they hunt deer with the Handler in the woods about once a week, then store the rest in the freezer until it's gone

- VERY well fed. Great mix of raw meat, cat, dog and reptile food, mealworms, fresh fruits and veggies, eggs... Handler makes sure they're healthy as can be.

- they greatly enjoy swimming, so during summer they drive to the nearest lake at night when the people are gone

- they purr. Especially when Handler or Soyona are sad they'll curl up around them and purr reassuringly, they're very caring

- Soyona keeps bribing them to sit for her as painting models, with or without the Handler. They don't much like sitting still but a can of herring will do the trick

- If the raptors are trying to open a puzzle (they get puzzle dog toys) that requires mechanical skills, they try different strategies and then have Panthera do them again to see if she can get them open

- Handler naps in various formations of raptor pile. Leaning on the raptor? Under the raptor? Laying across all 4 raptors? May look uncomfortable to most.

- the raptors know Soyona and Handler are dating again and disapprove of their relationships for at least a year. 3 of them were Soyona haters for that time, they don't do "forgive and forget " that easily (they were mad at Red for only a week tho)

- occasionally knock people over by jumping at them in greeting. They feel bad about that.

- they lick people. Red does it the most, and mostly to Soyona...who absolutely despises it.

- if we were to not ignore rebirth making no sense (dinosaurs had very effective lungs and oxygen level drops would only affect very big dinosaurs, thank you very much) then Handler would get those pet inhalers for them. They're NOT dying on her watch.

- and finally, mentioning my AU again: service animal Ghost. I still really like the idea of pulling up to a grocery store with Big Scary Raptor like "she's my service animal you can't kick us out :3" and the rest of this is on my profile

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WHy IS THIS EMOJI HERE

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THEY.

weirdos......... can't stand em......

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"wah wah she was in the wrong for trying to bring down soyona without informing her friends" sybau she was trying to protect them

In regards to your Brooklynn hate post, you are so right it’s wild the double standard people have for the characters.

It has to be sexist because if you say you don’t like one of the male characters you get crucified by half the fandom. It’s like bruh, I didn’t say any of the guys were bad characters, I’m just a hater lmfao

"I'm just a hater" is so real.

Unfortunately, the Brooklynn hate isn't new. I've seen it since the jwcc era. First it was the typical "hidden" misogyny of "Oh, well she stole this guy from this person and so now I hate her" which ultimately boils down her character to just being a love interest, which is so wrong.

But now, it's ableism, BLATANT sexism, and even homophobia. I kid you not I've seen people say they don't like her anymore because she "looks like a lesbian". (To which I'd like to say FUCK YOU to those people)

also like. I genuinely just don't get people who don't like her design. SHE'S SO GORGEOUS.

but they don't like that she's disabled. they don't like that she doesn't have long pink hair. they don't like that she's selfish sometimes (because women must be perfect 24/7, don't you know this?) they don't like that she's morally gray (it's only cool when men are morally gray) and they don't like that her character is centered around her passions and ambitions instead of a man.

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More them! Gonna draw one more someday but not now

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Had a dream that I got 2 of the whistles the handler used to train the raptors for 10€ and was like "hey I have 2. do I give them to @httyraptor or @raptorladylover6969 or...too many people. Khushi is giving us 1 apple tall plushies she gets the whistle."

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Chat should I color them? Based on your collective headcanons as always, too lazy to check but it's multiple people's anyway

Also a bonus

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THIS IS SO REAL

was looking after a 5yo kid today and we were doing an art project and she said, rlly dejectedly, "pen, why won't you help me draw?" and ive gotta say that sums up the Art Experience better than i could