if you say "ross geller" into a mirror three times i will appear and tell you all the ways he's shitty and probably a men's rights activist. buffy, gilmore girls, harry potter, random aesthetics. founding member of the no sleep club. group chat mom. autistic and hella gay. they/them pronouns.for bad nights, reassurance, anxiety, or anything else you might need it for hmu if you need anything tagged. sometimes this blog is nsfw.
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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
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it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use
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You know what’s telling? People who were all over 2018 being called “20gayteen” and then turning around to complain that “20biteen” isn’t ~inclusive~ enough. If that doesn’t sum up intracommunity biphobia in a nutshell then I don’t know what does.
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Timothée Chalamet, BAFTA Tea Party 2019
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The most Brian May sentence I’ve ever read in my life
is Brian May issuing this monumental understatement about why he couldn’t complete his Ph.D. thesis in 1974 as though anyone reading fucking Brian May’s thesis isn’t gonna fucking know
“REGRETFULLY, I WAS THE LEAD GUITARIST IN QUEEN”
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Newly elected Democratic House giving no fucks, actually working, news at 11.
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Sorry, mate. Wrong path.
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade.
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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade
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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….
American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…
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