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RIP Liam Payne ❤️🩹 🕊️
im so sad for him and his family. that’s such a tragic way to lose someone. regardless of whether or not he was the best person he still played a pivotal role in 1D which played a role in so many peoples lives. with what little information we know, i at least i hope he didn’t have to suffer too long. praying for the guys too.
Rest now Liam.
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Honestly thought I’d be like 78 years old before I’d get the news that a member of one direction died
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.
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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
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“I ain’t got… too much to say no more”
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When you sneak into a corpo event and your brain parasite has something to say about it
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hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun
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i love how every plant guide ever is like
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People be like “quick sketch” and then post the most beautiful artwork I’ve ever seen
#go to hell you sick lying bastards that would take me 15 hours how#sarcasm obvi don’t go to hell keep drawing your godly works of art
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(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
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babe what's wrong you've barely touched your vanilla extract
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do you understand how funny this is
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trying to fact check a very important post about what happens if you drink salt water (seawater) to see if my preconceived notions were simply myth or some shit and the first internet search results are this
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