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“Life is only on earth, and not for long.” -Melancholia (2011)
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we suggested all of these things…the mash-ups…the poem being read out loud…the acoustic guitar…and she delivered

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only bought this dress so you could take it off (x)
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a sparkly queen taking off her blazer before ciwyw
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DRESS — Glendale, AZ May 8, 2018 (video via @honeyswift-13)
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Is it sad that I literally do not recall this event?! 😂 or maybe that's a good thing,because I was clearly having a bad day haha
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Ah man nothing makes you feel more loved than when you make plans with some friends and they ALL cancel. YEAH. Feels good!! Definitely not going to be sad about it and wonder what’s wrong with my personality. Hahahaha… haha… ha………
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“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
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