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bones showing a new medical officer around the ship: and this is our first officer, mr. spock. hes nice enough for the most part except for when something happens to the captain then his brain is like if you took a huge wasp nest and just *shakes his hands vigorously* so watch out
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living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope
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A netsuke figure of a sleeping boar covered by grasses. This netsuke dates from the Meiji period.
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Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Page 4
As we descend into this madness, I want to remind you that you people did this. Link activated Sidon’s trap card.
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Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Page 4 You thought this was gonna get all hot and adorable? Think again, suckers. To be continued Notes on signs: Calamity Gannon I made this one up, since it obviously doesn’t exist. I took ‘disastrous’ and turned it upside down to mimic tusks. Weapon I realize there is no good sign for this, so I used a general sign for ‘sword’, since that would be the most obvious weapon in their world.
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Page 1 // Page 2 // Page 3 // Page *powerslides in with an airguitar* SURVIVORS GUUUUIIIILT
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Page 1 // Page 2 // Page 3 // Page 4 When you care but are also a royal dork. Next episode, we get to learn about consent, children.
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Do you know why I liked Viv? Because I’m on a team full of friggin’ geniuses, and she never made me feel stupid.
another sam+viv pic mostly because i really liked that line in the latest issue \o/ i meant to post this in a photoset w the holiday pic but tbh it looks better on its own.. i want to make it clear this isn’t supposed to be shippy, though. they’re just buds! walk ur buds home, kids
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wait hold on yall didnt just use the machop that resists rollout, is immune to attract from female pokemon, can ko normal-types in like two hits if you just train it a little, and is basically given to you for free in the very same city you fight whitney????
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While it’s generally true that real siblings don’t routinely call each other “bro” or “sis”, as certain stripes of popular media would have us believe, there are occasions when siblings may refer to each other as “brother” or “sister” in full. Those occasions are when you want to fuck with people, and there’s a specific Voice you use when you do it. Anyone who has That Kind of sibling relationship can back me up here.
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concept: after a few meetings, miles’ dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate, “thinks dropping his voice actually disguises it” child. after his freak out (he went up against king pin but he’s so small?? rio he said he loved me he’s a baby-) he becomes very determined To Stop Spiderman (From Hurting Himself), but since the kid’s so slippery he mostly just… dads at him from the sidelines, yells encouragements and backs him up in fights and asks him if he’s okay afterwards between lectures on vigilantism and also do your parents know where you are young man? and at some point the double parenting starts to confuse miles and he accidentally calls him dad to his face while in the spiderman suit without even noticing. but jefferson notices and is like. Ah. My Child Now. and Operation: Stop Spiderman turns into Operation: Adopt Spiderman. so anyway he’s currently trying to figure out how to ask miles if he’d be okay with having a brother and miles is currently trying to figure out how to tell his own father that he can’t actually adopt him
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