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“Ah, what a beautiful summer evening! If only there were an avian visitor of sorts, then it would be simply perfect!”

The lovely hummingbird:

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This is my oc his name is shoujo male manipulator

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eggman's speech but it's preceded by the JR East platform announcement jingle

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

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ohh i get it.. i'm perverted and unwell and depraved

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just realized we're all gonna make it!

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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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live is where the learn is