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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

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they are making being sloppy illegal

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the intelligent and sensitive pervert would like to message you

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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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lol *creates a shrine to something obscure and unimportant

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we need more boobs images

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wish I was floating in a tank of blue or green liquid right now

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