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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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STEVE BUSCEMI WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR SANJI I AM SCREAMING
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I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw
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Overseas followers if you think our language is weird, just know that in Australia we have replaced the tradition of Sunday Church with a new tradition of going to a hardware store to eat sausages in the carpark.
Here is JFK's daughter attending one as part of a diplomatic mission of the American Ambassador (and no we are 100% not making this up).
At one point the hardware store banned people putting onion on top of their sausages due to all the injuries from people dropping them, and it was a national news story/outrage for weeks.
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!
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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
#the sacred text of my people#other phrases include#havin a sanga (sandwich)#getting your grog on (drinking a beer)#cheeky bastard/bugger (annoying sly person or animal)
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Princess Pancakes doodles from my discord, experimenting with different levels of detail and a newish style.
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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.
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We pretty much knew Kirby and the Forgotten Land wasn't going to be properly post-apocalyptic, because while Kirby does routinely fight elder gods, they never actually get to succeed in eradicating all life, but I feel like Nintendo's workaround of "everything is deserted because a high-tech human civilisation captured an alien god, tortured its secrets from it, achieved some sort of post-human singularity and ascended en masse to a higher plane of existence, abandoning their uplifted animal servants to inherit the empty world they left behind" is kind of more fucked up than if everything had just gotten blown up.
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My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!
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