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Two years?! I’m in!

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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You know how Uncle Owen is always so crabby about Obi-Wan all “stay away from Luke”, “don’t train him”, “Kenobi’s just a crazy old man Luke you keep your distance”? Obviously we can reasonably assume that this is mainly because he doesn’t want Luke getting mixed up in all the stuff that wound up getting his dad killed (er, “killed”), so he just thinks it prudent for them all to keep away from each other. Kenobi’s a wanted fugitive after all!

But like…what if most of the reason Owen is so exasperated with the whole thing is that it’s not even really that he’s THAT opposed to Obi-Wan as a person in general, but that Luke WILL NOT STOP GOING BY OBI-WAN and it’s making it a lot harder for all of them to keep a low profile because literally every time a Skywalker and a Kenobi are within 15 feet of each other, something explodes or a pirate brawl breaks out or they accidentally assassinate a Hutt or something. The few times we HAVE seen them interact on Tatooine in canon have been pretty Dramatic and involved Obi-Wan having to kick people’s asses basically every single time, for one thing.

Can you just imagine Tiny Luke, EVERY TIME he goes with Owen and Beru to the market just to pick up some damn groceries making a BEELINE for Obi-Wan, who’s trying to stay low-key, wearing his hood and attempting to maintain an aura of Quiet Mysterious Wizard? Luke just CHARGING right over to him and waving his arms and yelling HEY MISTER OLD BEN KENOBI HOW ARE YOU IT’S ME ME LUKE SKYWALKER I’M SEVEN NOW HOW ARE YOU WANNA SEE HOW HIGH I CAN JUMP??? AREN’T YOU SO IMPRESSED????? BY THE WAY I’M A PILOT YOU KNOW. Not to mention that Luke’s an untrained powerful Force-sensitive which means A) he can probably sense Obi-Wan from like 8000 miles away, so there’s no point trying to hide from him, and B) he has no control over how his emotions spill out into the environment around him, and he gets so excited stuff starts flying off of market stall shelves and glass jars explode and Obi-Wan has to be like HA HA OH YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE HERE LET ME PAY FOR THAT before anyone can ask how the hell Luke managed to break something he can’t even reach; what just happened here???

What if Luke just has full-blown Skywalker Syndrome from birth, and brings up Obi-Wan like 20 times a day? Owen isn’t unreasonably cranky, really. He’s just so, so tired.

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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all my mutuals are so sexy and i want to kiss them

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Not that I think Leia would hesitate to bite, but you know

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the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog