25. He/him. Critical Role, Animals, assorted video games.
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turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight
turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death
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I love using etc when I can't think of another thing. like...u figure it out lol
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deaf girlfriend doesnt know how good this pussy sounds so im constantly signing this at her during sex
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Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like
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reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s
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me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die
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