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I’m moving to @cosmicgothprince so if you still want to follow me you should follow that blog. I’m gonna try harder to actually tag things with the new blog
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I’m moving to @cosmicgothprince so if you still want to follow me you should follow that blog. I’m gonna try harder to actually tag things with the new blog
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I’m moving to @cosmicgothprince so if you still want to follow me you should follow that blog. I’m gonna try harder to actually tag things with the new blog
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I’m moving to @cosmicgothprince so if you still want to follow me you should follow that blog. I’m gonna try harder to actually tag things with the new blog
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I'm moving to @cosmicgothprince so if you still want to follow me you should follow that blog. I'm gonna try harder to actually tag things with the new blog
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Seeing furby posts that are like “I got a furby guys!” and theres a pic of this kinda dirty bedraggled lookin furb from a thrift store or ebay, and then they post another pic like “I love them so much!” and the furbys all clean and brushed and somehow happier lookin, that just really fills my soul up with somethin warm yall
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Homestuck isn’t even a bad webcomic y’all just can’t separate your bad experiences with the fandom from the actual quality of the source material
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Headcanon that Juno’s a plebeian who doesn’t know much about the value of art so he thinks the old paintings he finds on a mission are “bad” but in reality their priceless
Juno, on his first art heist: This isnt anything special. I have a Rembrandt too.
Peter:
Peter:
Peter: Darling, dearest, light of my life, you have a fucking what?
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Zillenial things
Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
Pictochat
Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
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Aparently the tooth fairy is a pretty controversial figure among skeletons. some think she is a thief that steals mouth bones others think she is the true skeleton queen.
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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
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do YOU wish you were born in the 80′s? do YOU have an affinity for ANCIENT GREECE?? do YOU wanna be a COWBOY????
If YOU have answered YES to any of these questions, chances are…
you’re gay
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Roughly 15 years ago the International Olympic Committee did the research, and found that after a period of 1 year on HRT there is absolutely no calculable advantage of trans women over cis women. In 2003, trans women were officially allowed to compete in the Olympics. This is the Olympics. A tier of competition where tenths of a second can make all the world of difference, and they still couldn’t find an advantage inherent to being a trans woman.
The stink was relatively small, and subsided relatively quickly because there were no trans Olympians. There were, and are, many barriers to trans athletes other than just the simple rule of being theoretically allowed to compete in the Olympics.
Recently a grand total of one (1) trans woman has excelled in one sport. Not even at the Olympics itself. And now cis people are absolutely losing their shit.
Over a decade later, cis people are now wanting to walk back something that got decided quite some time ago.
“I suppose you can compete, it’s not like any of you are going to excel WAIT ONE OF YOU WON SOMETHING SCRATCH THAT walk everything back this is an attempt to destroy true wombyn’s sport!”
Like it’s so transparent.
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