soythesaucytoast
~The Lucky Phantom~
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soythesaucytoast 6 hours ago
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Dick, waking up and panicking: I'M LATE FOR THE YOUNG JUSTICE MEETING
Dick, laying back down: Oh wait I'm not Robin anymore.
Dick:
Dick, shooting back up: I'M THE TEAM LEADER-
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Jason: I really seem to inspire negative reactions in people. Is it something I said?
Tim: More like the things you've done.
Jason: Such as?
Tim:
Tim: *checks watch* How much time you got?
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my problem as a writer and as a roleplayer is that I always want characters to do that thing where you hold your hand out, palm to the ground, and kind of tilt it quickly left and right to express uncertainty or a "kinda-sorta"/"yes and no" vibe. but I don't know an official term for this so I always just call it the Noncommittal Hand Waggle
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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Tim: When I was small-
Jason: *laughs*
Tim: What?
Jason: 'Was'.
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i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up
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employed posters: i hate my manager unemployed posters: bidens dragoons are currently fighting mewtwo in cerulean cave hand in hand we march into the future
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Tim: Death penalty.
Dick: Tim, it was just a parking ticket-
Tim, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.
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soythesaucytoast 6 hours ago
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Tim: Why are any of us here, really?
Jason, in his safehouse, at 3 am: I'm asking about you, specifically.
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Jason: Hey do you remember that time you asked me for help?
Tim:
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Tim: Bruce was having a talk with me about protection. He didn't like it when I brought up Damian...
Tim:
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Batfamily Game Night
Bruce: *grabs Tim by the arm* Alright, everyone partner up.
Bruce, whispering: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Tim: I was in the will??
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