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Bruce learning all his children's favourite meals and being able to cook them to near perfection

Bruce learning all the native languages of his children, occasionally speaking to them in their mother tongue when it's just the two of them

Bruce herding all of them out of a gala at the slightest inclination one of them want to leave

Bruce and Robin or Batgirl stopping for ice cream at one of the 24 hour kiosks after patrol

Bruce giving every homeless person cash and a WE card, calling one of his agents whenever he spots a child living on the streets

Batman being a regular at a few spots, staring menacingly at the underpaid worker while waiting for his order, before stuffing the tip jar

Bruce making sure none of his bad publicity rubs off on his children and standing up for them no matter the situation

Soft Bruce Wayne...

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Annoying brothers

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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MINIONS- TONIGHT, WE STEAL- DE MOOOOOOON-

Moon thief

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Moon thief

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to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.

Gothamite: what the. what

Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!

Gothamite: he’s not new.

Dick: well, repurposed.

Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!

Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?

Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.

Gothamite:

Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.

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He’s just happy it exists

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warm up

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Cass and Jason, having fun!

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Imagine hearing this behind the bush and you thought its a cat 💀💀

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Danny, walking into the kitchen, drenched head to toe in something suspiciously red: Hey, Alfred? I'm really sorry, I think I stained the carpet.

Dick, doing a double take, through a mouthful of cereal: ...Is that blood?

Danny: That depends on where you lick it.

Dick: wha-

Tim, who was on his way to get some coffee, casually licking Danny's cheek: Strawberry jam.

Danny, turning the other cheek: Blood is on this side, yeah.

Alfred: If I may ask, which side did you stain the carpet with?

Dick, resuming his breakfast: I've just decided I don't want to know, for once.

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tim + dick on always being there for each other

teen titans and outsiders secret files and origins (2005) "trust your teammates. i can't see him. you can't see him. but i know robin. and robin's always there when you need him."

red robin (2009) "how'd you know? how did you know i'd be there to save you?" "you're my brother, dick. you'll always be there for me."

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

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July 28th, 1968. The Beatles Mad Day Out.

Edit: Almost forgot to include John with a pickaxe.

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Bruce Wayne humbly learning from Dolly Parton. The Wayne Education Foundation which is slowly broken down and honors his children.

-The Grayson Project- an athletic scholarship program

-Jason's Library- a free books program that sends an age appropriate book monthly

-Tim's Friends- if two buddies both graduate they each receive a cash amount

-Successful Beginnings- a free daycare program for teen parents

-Cassandra's Choice- a scholarship for extra curricular activities

-Daylight Society- a fund to support youth political movements

-The Wayne Fine Arts Program- a free art class that runs during breaks from school

-The Juvenile Defense Fund- exactly what it sounds like