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An angel appeared to me and gave me a baseball bat with nails in it

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it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

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bro...what we could have had..

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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my new hobby is recreating 4chan posts but without the slurs

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call her george the way she's got that W bush

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lesbians in male dominated fields (forcing my girlfriend to watch Star Wars for the first time with me)

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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

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I hope Zac Oyama sees this

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I am still fucking losing it at this tweet

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quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005

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Me: *wearing headphones*

Coworker: What are you listening to?

Me: My NSFW playlist

Coworker: At work?

Me: Yes. I gain +1 speed and +2 focus every time I break a rule

Coworker: That sounds like you

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Can’t legislate us out of existence 🏳️‍⚧️ prints now available!

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.