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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

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tumblr users logging in today to discover the changed nsfw policies

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reblog this version instead you little shits

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Just had a guy walk into my work (I'm a teller) and when I greeted him, he said "I need a body to talk to," and proceeded to approach someone else.

I guess I'm a droid?

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love to collect fake comments from social media based horror films 

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I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

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Can we all appreciate how blues clues steve came in and gave us all motivational words and we all just,,,collapsed?

Like, it's okay because blues clues steve is back and said he's proud of us and that we look good, so maybe the world isn't all bad and that means the world to all of us.

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blue's clues having awesome LGBT rep and then having steve address older fans solidifies it as the most important television show on earth. anything else on television is garbage i love blue's clues so much

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I have no clue whether or not Horikoshi-sensei intended to write Kirishima and Bakugou through a romantic lens, but everyone else involved in production seems heavily invested. Kirishima sits in Bakugou’s lap in the anime. They share a hotel room (and bed!?) and Kirishima blushes at Bakugou in the movie. They go on an outing strongly reminiscent of a study date in the light novels. Deku is always talking about Kirishima and Bakugou’s strong, special, exclusive bond in the card game. Kirishima sends a heart with his hands toward Bakugou in the stage play. Bakugou gives Kirishima his jacket in the promotional material. Bakugou’s Japanese voiceactor openly ships it. Kirishima literally and clearly flirts with Bakugou and is actually, explicitly, unquestionably gay in the yonkoma spin-off. At this rate, Horikoshi-sensei can’t make another Kiri or Baku ship canon, otherwise it would tick off so many people involved in production lol

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we should be using our capability for photorealism in video games to make a muppets video game that looks like the show

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“I fear sometimes that people sort of see me a certain way from some of these roles, and I can’t wait for the opportunity to be like, ‘I’m such a dork!’ Really, really — I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool.”

Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan! (August 13, 1982)

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Makes my heart flutter

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Marisa Tomei and Tom Holland

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We’re not “just friends,” we’re friends. 

Stop defining friendship as less than romance. Stop defining romance as better than friendship. 

Friendship is enough, friendship is beautiful and fulfilling and good. Friendship isn’t less than. No type of relationship is better than another. 

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Itchy snoot.