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A Deadpool meme that made me think of these two

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Loner lounge game night. Also Omen thought Cypher was referring to him 😭😭😭 God I love them

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At least he died listening to something he loved. 

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I'd like to think that after 50 million years of Sova waiting for Cypher to get used to close proximity he's gonna make up for all that lost time with hugs and hand-holding.

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Omen and his besties who are all mean goth-y girls

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whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

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do not hurt him

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I’m just saying, if he can plant a spike, he should be able to shoot a gun

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Valorant Enemy Ultimate Calllouts, Ranked by usefulness

Imagine you’re a brand new agent to the Valorant protocol. You don’t know your teammates’ ults yet for some reason, which means you don’t know the other universe’s ults. Based on what you hear, how likely are you to know what’s going on?

Astra: 10/10 “You are divided!” Beautiful. You are, in fact, divided.

Breach: 10/10 “Off your feet!” You get bounced off your feet. Very good.

Brim: 7/10 “Prepare for hellfire!” You are told to prepare, then giant circles from the sky to the ground appear. You can pretty much use common sense with that.

Chamber: 1/10 “You want to play, let’s play.” A warning, for sure, but no indication of what’s about to happen.

Cypher: 10/10 “I know EXACTLY where you are!” Yep, that’s the ult.

Fade: 6/10 “Face your fears!” I mean, kinda? It doesn’t prepare you whatsoever for the deafening.

Harbor: 1/10 “I suggest you move!” You get warned, and you can see the water pooling at your feet, but you have no idea it will stun you. So not very good.

Jett: 1/10 “Get out of my way!” A warning, but you have no idea what you’re being warned about.

KAY/O: 10/10 “You! Are! Powerless!” Yeah.

Killjoy: 2/10 “You should run.” An implied warning, plus a clue on how to counteract the ult. Again, though, nothing to say what will happen if you don’t run.

Neon: 1/10 “Hoy! I’m pissed!” Warning, but nothing to go off of.

Omen: 0/10 “Scatter!” Go girl give us nothing! His ult is just a really good teleport. You don’t need to ‘scatter’ at all. It’s barely a warning.

Phoenix: 1/10 “Joke’s over, you’re dead!” A warning, but you still don’t know what it entails.

Raze: 2/10 “Fire in the hole!” It’s a warning, and maybe a clue to what you’re about to see. But it’s small, and probably only clear in hindsight.

Reyna: 1/10 “The hunt begins!” Another warning with no clue what’s about to happen.

Sage: 7/10 “You will not kill my allies!” I think you could reason your way into figuring it out? Like, Sage can heal, and then she yells about you not killing her allies, so she probably healed them from death??? Maybe?

Skye: 6/10 “I’ve got your trail!” She does, but there’s more the the ult than that. Still, it’s better than nothing.

Sova: 1/10 “Nowhere to run!” Another warning with nothing else.

Viper: 1/10 “Welcome to my world!” Genuinely not sure if this fits my ‘warning’ criteria but I feel like seeing the green gas coming right at you would help a lot in figuring out what is up.

Yoru: -0/10 “Who’s next?” Honest to god do not understand why this is his line. It sounds more like a kill line rather than an ult line. It has nothing to do with the ult whatsoever. Not even in the most barebones sense.

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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I will always find you, Like it's written in the stars. ✨

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They giveth and taketh away

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Jaskier: I am the descendent of an elven bard!

Vesemir: Ah yes that would explain the lack of aging and the musical inclination.

Jaskier: And she was in love with a witcher!

Vesemir: And that would explain the other thing.

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No mor smoochems!

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who would win cypher vs sova in chess🤔

[heavily inspired by @imabeebop ‘s post here !! Phoenix has the right idea chess pieces have a good mouth feel to them]