southislandwren

[southislandwren]

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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Crazy how that production supervisor job was supposed to be like. Me Entering The Dairy Industry. And now I frost donuts so good they’re promoting me to assistant food service leader

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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i’m gonna be real i dont think we’re gonna community garden our way out of this one

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Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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"Breach of Dawn"

First full painting of the new year, after a very long week. 💔

Prints of Lugia and Ho-oh available in my store. ✨️💛✨️

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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feeling very haunted by the lives i'm not living. time for coffee

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the meek when they inherit the earth

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hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day

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a phenomenon

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i get high & start actn like joe biden

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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

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Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.