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do y'all ever get so overstimulated that you actually have to listen to really loud music to like idk hard reset your brain, I guess?

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asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

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Can you force yourself to wake up from a nightmare?

Yes

No

I've never tried

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very small

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Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

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not my bald ass drinking tea earl grey hot

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sighh the proposal (happening in 1 year btw) has given me brainrot and i am making playlists and looking at color pallets etc etc. girl this is not pertinent right now

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anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

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Oh I failed to mention that Mr man has a proposal planned already and I squeezed out a timeframe and general idea from him yesterday and I’m very excited :3 late 2025 meteor showers I need you to come quickly

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you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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When he’s inside of you and then his grandma rings the doorbell <<<

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so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

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Reblog to meow at prev

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Last time I drove through the Rockies in November we had a wind warning in Wyoming of about 50 mph wind gusts, so lightweight, high-profile vehicles had to stay off the highway. I was chugging along on the last leg of my drive before I stopped for the night when I started getting battered to hell by gusts just after dark and I was like these are NOT 50 mph anymore. I knew I needed to pull off but the last exit was like 40 miles behind me with no way to turn back whatsoever so I kept going, looking for any pulloff. An interstate sign said gusts were 90 mph now and the highway was closed. I finally found an exit to a dirt road onto some ranch. Definitely not ideal or safe to be on someone's random ranch, but I assumed they'd had it happen before. I parked my car in a ditch and the wind rocked my shit all night but honestly it was super cozy like a cradle!! I always have food & water & good camping gear so I just snoozed til sunlight & when I woke up, a bunch of other people were parked around me. I got out and saw this storm on the horizon

I said nah, I'm headed back the way I came for the night. I started moving and everyone else got up and followed me and I ended up the unofficial leader of a caravan on dirt & mud roads for nearly two hours. I saw a several herds of pronghorn, which was super cool. Finally made it to a tiny town just as it started to snow, with a single motel and I got a room and as the lady handed me the key she very sternly said, "NO cleaning fish allowed in the rooms. the scales do NOT come out." Which was a very Wyoming rule to have to set verbally to guests.