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bisexuals. Attack

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bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

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*tearing my shirt off, groaning and twisting painfully like I'm about to turn into a werewolf* I need a kissy

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told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

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"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

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I was looking up aardvarks for secret reasons and my god I never realized how fucked up baby aardvarks look

look at him. he's a 56-year-old divorced father of two who takes his boat out on the weekends.

I love them

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

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