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I spent a week thinking of headcanons for what I think the P:EG cast would be like as cats, please enjoy 🐈⬛ 🐈
Alt text for each entry under the cut >₍^. .^₎<
1. Damon Maitsu
Domestic shorthair
Coat: Ginger
Would be kinda insecure about being orange. Goes without saying but he HATES water.
2. Eva Tsunaka
Turkish Angora
Coat: Black tortie smoke
Would love getting up into high places.
3. Kai Monteago
Japanese Bobtail
Coat: Calico
Kai just gives me calico vibes. The kitty in this picture just really captures his essence. I mean look at those round golden eyes
4. Diana Venicia
Ragdoll
Coat: bicolor
Ragdolls are described as sociable and affectionate. She would take impeccable care of her coat.
5. Wenona
Norwegian Forest Cat
Coat: Tabby
She likes forests; therefore, forest cat. Look at the sheer aura emanating from this cat
6. Ulysses Wilhelm
Cornish Rex
Coat: Chocolate
That’s just straight up him.
7. Wolfgang Akire
Oriental Shorthair
Coat: Bicolor (black and white)
Long and elegant kitty. And he’s tuxedo colors. Some oriental shorthairs have a soft meow that sounds like a honk :)
8. Cassidy Amber
Siamese
Coat: Seal Point
Siamese are known for being vocal and playful.
9. Jett Dawson
Turkish Angora
Coat: Black Smoke
Smoke because. because. It’s like engine exhaust. The ears also look like coyote ears. Gets late night zoomies
10. Mark Berskii
Russian Blue
Coat: Slate
Described as independent and normally reserved an around strangers (Wikipedia). The hisser
11. Ingrid Grimwall
Maine Coon
Coat: Cream
Maine Coons are known as the gentle giants of the cat world. They’re also among the strongest!
12. Toshiko Kayura
Domestic Shorthair
Coat: Calico
Calico cats are considered a symbol of luck (especially in Japanese culture), which would surely be fitting for a matchmaker.
13. Grace Madison
Egyptian Mau
Coat: Silver
Egyptian Maus are known for their athletic capabilities and are “the fastest of the domestic cats” (Wikipedia).
14. Desmond Hall
Tonkinese
Coat: Natural Mink
Tonkinese are said to be social and playful like Siamese, but a bit quieter.
15. Eloise Taulner
Birman
Coat: Lilac Point
She walks from cat fights unscathed
16. Jean DeLamer
Norwegian Forest Cat
Coat: Patched Tabby with white spotting
Norwegian Forest Cats are one of the few breeds who typically don’t have an aversion to water. Their ancestors “must have likely served as ship cats on Viking ships” (Wikipedia).
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It’s done
This song is a core memory from my childhood btw 🫡
#song: mega marital problems#project edens garden#p:eg#project: eden's garden#kai monteago#eva tsunaka#damon maitsu#evamon#kaimon
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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I barely started on this but mama look what I made
#THE WAY KAI SLIDES IN 😭#‘💖wait you douchebag💖’#IMA SPICE IT UP EVENTUALLY BUT ITS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND#project edens garden#p:eg#project: eden's garden#eva tsunaka#kai monteago
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this one needed its own post
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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TDR AU where instead of dying everyone works together to run a slime ranch
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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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My headcannon is she got struck by lightning
WHERE IS SHE?


WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
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Billy Kid in the morning scrolling on AO3 for Starlight Knight fics like it’s the daily paper
#that’s it#that’s the post#I feel like it would be extremely funny if he knew a concerning amount about fandom spaces#zzzero#zenless zone zero#Billy kid#zzz Billy kid
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The deep pressure therapy’s going to be insane
Service dogs are overrated we should create service ravagers
Scares the ableists and violent fucks away
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First tweet: “I saw a piece of fabric? on the floor of my room so I went to pick it up but it was actually the moonlight that entered through the window lmao”
Quote RT: “1000 years ago this would have been a poem, not a tweet”
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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TETRO DANGANRONPA SPOILERS (up to ch3 daily life)
This interview was crazy
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