soupervylan
Bad Decisions in Progress
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Vylan // Journalism Major // Mild Mannered Reporter turned Spicy Mannered Supervillain
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soupervylan · 21 minutes ago
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soupervylan · 18 hours ago
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you have to outlive donald trump
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soupervylan · 2 days ago
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soupervylan · 2 days ago
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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soupervylan · 2 days ago
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soupervylan · 2 days ago
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kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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my harem romance but the male protagonist doesn't realize the women have been working together to crack his egg
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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No. There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.
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more halloween posting yay
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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soupervylan · 3 days ago
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Do the right thing Baron
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soupervylan · 4 days ago
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Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?
it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth
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soupervylan · 5 days ago
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i love that edgeworth is actually willing to hear him out on this one
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soupervylan · 5 days ago
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soupervylan · 5 days ago
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soupervylan · 5 days ago
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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
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