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giggling at funny video on my phone but then i get hit with the beam of Yearning
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The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….
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they call it a jackfruit because once you eat this fruit you want t(listens to my earpiece for a moment) dear god they’ve hit the second tower
#i thought for a second that it meant t like testosterone#and i just accepted that its called jackfruit#because it turns you into Jack
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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made
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can we go back to pop being 99¢. but also with like. current economy . so its actually just 99¢
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i dont know why i bought a monster it tastes like shit (i knew that) and was like $3 (i also knew that)
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bed covered in plushies is a wonderful idea until you have to change the sheets and then you'll discover true pain
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the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower
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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
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i love wplace i love knowing there are other weird queer people in my town <33333
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"Basic DNI" WHAT IS BASIC DNI?? BASIC DNI VARIES FOR EVERYONE. JUST TELL ME WHO YOU WANT AND DONT WANT TO INTERACT
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